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  • #46
    Originally posted by Chowderboots View Post
    Aaahh Gaahl....I love how his birth name is Kristian, as is Varg's.
    Yes, the names "Gaahl" and "Varg" are derived from the noises they make when cum-gargling.

    Anyway, as I've said before, there is only one TRUE Black Metal band - VENOM, everyone is else is just gaylord Europop.
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Davey View Post
      They do put on a great show. but as with everything, you shouldn't take it too seriously
      I'm not even really sure about what their philosophy behind the "Temple of Watain" is. But their music is killer and it gets me up in the morning!
      From here on the nightmare only gets worse...

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      • #48
        Can you imagine the want ad for those naked bloody models hanging on stage there?

        "Yes, you'll be naked the whole time, oh and we are gonna pour fake blood on you. Oh don't worry, we'll put a comfy black hood over your head"

        ha ha
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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        • #49
          and there are 2 of these bands...
          Gorgoroth is a black metal band based in Bergen, Norway. It was founded in 1992 by Infernus, but since October 2007 the band has split into two factions – one led by Infernus and the other led by Gaahl and King ov Hell – each determined to continue under the Gorgoroth name. This name was derived from J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings, in which Gorgoroth is a dead plateau of evil and darkness in the land of Mordor.

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          • #50
            i really hope infernus gets the rights to the name and all... because king is an asshole. and gaahl just turned out to be a self righteous moron
            You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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            • #51
              Ahhhhhhhh, so they are "Lord of the Rings" fans are they? That confirms it, they have never kissed a girl (apart from their Mummies). Too busy learning how to speak Orc-ish or something.
              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

              I nearly broke her back

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                Ahhhhhhhh, so they are "Lord of the Rings" fans are they? That confirms it, they have never kissed a girl (apart from their Mummies). Too busy learning how to speak Orc-ish or something.

                Hey! I'm a massive LOTR fan and I've kissed a girl! I even married one, and made one!
                LOTR fucking rules!
                http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

                http://http://stevenamckay.wordpress.com/

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                  Ahhhhhhhh, so they are "Lord of the Rings" fans are they? That confirms it, they have never kissed a girl (apart from their Mummies). Too busy learning how to speak Orc-ish or something.
                  http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM
                  Hail yesterday

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                  • #54
                    http://www.sjc.com/manbeef/

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                    • #55
                      That movie is frickin' hilarious!
                      Scott

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                      • #56
                        one of my fav. scenes ever
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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