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  • #46
    Yes, I am a leg humper!!!

    In fact I'll pretty much hump anything female..within' reason of uglyness or fatness..

    I once got ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg..but that was a long time ago..and I was..ummm..

    You know what..I'm proud I got ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg!!!
    I cherish the fuggin' moment!!


    Bill Z Bub
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by horns666 View Post
      Yes, I am a leg humper!!!

      In fact I'll pretty much hump anything female..within' reason of uglyness or fatness..

      I once got ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg..but that was a long time ago..and I was..ummm..

      You know what..I'm proud I got ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg!!!
      I cherish the fuggin' moment!!


      Bill Z Bub
      Dude, you crack me the fuck up.. :ROTF:
      Guitars:
      '04 Jackson SL1 - Flametop Cabo Blue Trans Burst
      '94 Charvel Predator - Fire Crackle
      '77 Ibanez LP Custom Copy - Black
      Amp:
      VOX AD30VT

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      • #48
        Originally posted by UFORocks View Post
        Dude, you crack me the fuck up.. :ROTF:
        ..and THAT is why I'm here..

        Bill Z
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #49
          Ringworm?!? Did you take off her leg and have your way with that? You should've stuck with vases.
          :ROTF:
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by horns666 View Post
            Heather this is my welcome gift to you..

            My old Van Halen tribute band..Virtual Halen..

            http://clevelandmetalzone.com/mp3/dance.mp3


            http://clevelandmetalzone.com/mp3/doctor.mp3


            http://clevelandmetalzone.com/mp3/i'mtheone.mp3

            Yes, yes, yes..it is awesome..I am incredible..I am awesome..I am MAN and you will want me!

            Yes, You should be impressed!!!

            BTW..I have many leather bound books and my home smells of rich mahogany..

            Bill Z Bub
            that's the gheyest shit I've ever heard

            not the VH playing...the post :ROTF:
            shawnlutz.com

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            • #51
              Originally posted by horns666 View Post
              ..and THAT is why I'm here..

              Bill Z
              Dude, you ain't hooked up right.....

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              • #52
                Originally posted by OnlineStageGear View Post
                Dude, you ain't hooked up right.....
                You are correct sir..

                Fuggum..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #53
                  I thnk there are a lot of folks here who ain't hooked up right. I'm sure glad I'm normal.
                  My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                  • #54
                    ...said the guy who hooked fireworks to his head!
                    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • #55
                      Bwahahahaha!!! Mark inhales too many paint fumes in his new little paint shack.
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                        ...said the guy who hooked fireworks to his head!
                        Ya gotta admit he's got ya there bro!:ROTF: :ROTF:

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by guitarsjb View Post
                          Ya gotta admit he's got ya there bro!:ROTF: :ROTF:
                          Hey, if I thought he was wrong I'd have been the first to bitch at him!

                          You guys just wait....when I get this damn computer fixed I'm gonna record something that'll fucking blow you away. I think my main processor is broke.
                          Last edited by mm2002; 10-16-2006, 09:12 PM.
                          My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by toejam View Post
                            Bwahahahaha!!! Mark inhales too many paint fumes in his new little paint shack.


                            And here's da proof!

                            http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56693

                            Or go right to the video: http://mm-restoration.com/JCF/human%20fountain.wmv For even more hilarity, yell out
                            "Hey y'all, watch THIS!" right when the vid starts!

                            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by RacerX View Post


                              And here's da proof!

                              http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56693

                              Or go right to the video: http://mm-restoration.com/JCF/human%20fountain.wmv For even more hilarity, yell out
                              "Hey y'all, watch THIS!" right when the vid starts!

                              Jesus Christ Pez Dispenser..don't tell me that's one of our guys!!
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #60
                                BTW..WTF is this tread about..

                                Oh yeah, I remember now...Hey guys I'm new here..how ya like my tits??!!

                                Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..ahhhhhhhhhh..:ROTF:

                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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