it's really hard to insult Bill these days, he always turns everything into a big joke, you have to think really hard what to say to get him pissed, It's not an easy task folks.
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Originally posted by Endrik View Postit's really hard to insult Bill these days, he always turns everything into a big joke, you have to think really hard what to say to get him pissed, It's not an easy task folks.
After being shot at several times, threatened with knives, fought on a daily basis with drug induced crazies, spat at by HIV infected people, stuck with Hypo needles , waded in three inches of blood, finding babies in dumpsters or raped, beaten or dead kids underneath vans, tubs, beds and ER rooms.. the list could fill a book..if there is a "hell'..well, your in it.
I watched what people do to themselves, to others, killing my peers and friends and attempted to do to me ..for years on end.
THIS is just 100% pure comedy, a bag of laughs..I really do enjoy it...that's why I'm here!!Last edited by horns666; 12-10-2006, 11:07 AM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostI was watching Bruce Dickinson on the VH-1 "The story of Metal" and thought it was Steve Irwin..
Speaking of that show, man, did you see Jani Lane on that? I was watching it with Tami last night and Lane looked horrible... He was like all red faced and seriously bloated. Looked so old and suburbanite-ish... Whine that he wish he'd never written cherry pie, haha.. He'd REALLY be a loser had he not wrote that horrid song, hehe...
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Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View PostHe sure does have that look Crickey!!!!
Speaking of that show, man, did you see Jani Lane on that? I was watching it with Tami last night and Lane looked horrible... He was like all red faced and seriously bloated. Looked so old and suburbanite-ish... Whine that he wish he'd never written cherry pie, haha.. He'd REALLY be a loser had he not wrote that horrid song, hehe...
Jani Lane..half man, half frog.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Dio fucked up on one important fact of the the Italian superstition "Mal' occhio"..or the shortened Southern Italian slang Maloich'..he stated that it meant "the devil" it does NOT..it REALLY means "Evil Eye" "Mal" means bad bad/evil".."Occhio" means Eyes..
My grandmother had the same exact superstition which explains all the platic red horns "corno" hanging from all our rear view mirrors in our cars..
Vinny has a 50 year gold charm with "the horns" that was my great grandmothers..I have it on display in my curio cabinet on top of a old book on "The Evil Eye"..my grandma's book.
C'mon Dio..get your facts together bro!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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I want to punch most of the 80's guys for being such a jerk-offs these days. Jani and George Lynch are the firtst to come to mind. Jani with his Cherry Pie whining, what a fucking joke, it was a very memoriable songs wich made him fucking rich and he got tons of pussy every day.
And George with his "I'm glad I don't play like in the old days when everyone had to be a shredder and got stuck into that style" c'mon your emberassed because you were a guitar-god and a huge influence to many?"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Originally posted by Endrik View PostI want to punch most of the 80's guys for being such a jerk-offs these days. Jani and George Lynch are the firtst to come to mind. Jani with his Cherry Pie whining, what a fucking joke, it was a very memoriable songs wich made him fucking rich and he got tons of pussy every day.
And George with his "I'm glad I don't play like in the old days when everyone had to be a shredder and got stuck into that style" c'mon your emberassed because you were a guitar-god and a huge influence to many?
YES, Cherry Pie was mighty good to him...he nailed Bobbie Brown..what a piece of ace!!
John and I actually know a Warrant member ..local dude Billy Morris..who recorded my VH demo, ran sound and opened for us many times..nice guy, the chicks dig him..
Yeah, Lynch did a Rap album called "Smoke This"..I got yer "Smoke This" right here!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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I can understand if George does a cover of "Baby Got Back" I mean who doesn't like big buttsbut smoke this was more like smoke a sausage
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Originally posted by horns666 View Post
I can tell you're a warm-hearted fugger, Bill! I think your Interweb badassness is a big act, you sweetie!Although those meathooks look pretty huge!
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)
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Originally posted by Norton View PostWhen "Anton LeVay" (this was the name he used for being sataniclavey was his real surname but he used levay because it sounds more evil
) first apperead in front of public,people thought that "oh this guy must have shaved his head with a special ritual with satan blabla." but the truth his,his wife thought that it looks cooler and shaved his head.
I read this in a book
His "evil" victorian, famous, "black house"..The actual "Church of Satan" was a delapitated piece of shit that just sold recently for 200K because of it's namesake.. his relationships with Marilyn Monroe and Jane Mansfield..and how he loved his pet Lion "Togar".. 100% BULLSHIT!!
Jane did attend a meeting or two at The church of Satan , just as Sammy Davis Jr did, as novelty, as a goof..Tony openly had the hots for Jane and she would toy with him on the phone just to let her friends laugh at his expense..
He died almost penniless..nothing more than your average , pathtice so-called faith healers who exploit God for their own gain..
He was clever to use Satan in the same manner..and he did get Satanism as a "legitimate" religion in 1966..but what is "legitimate". I personally think all religious sects are nothing more than cults..no matter how big or small..So he made a living dressing up like John Lovitz and schmoozing with some Hollywood folk..whoopie..wow, how fuggin' "evil"..
You want EVIL..turn on the news ..
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by RacerX View Post"Awwwwwww, let's cuddle!" :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
I can tell you're a warm-hearted fugger, Bill! I think your Interweb badassness is a big act, you sweetie!Although those meathooks look pretty huge!
I actually try NOT to..
umm..I really don't try to be..a couple guys here met me..I pretty much say whatever to whoever, wherever whenever with minimal conflict.
I have absolutely zero sense of intimidation when it comes to any sort of confrontation..in fact I take 3-4 xannax a day just to curb my aggression towards others and have a anger management folder about 8 inches thick..and that is no lie..it's not that I care about hurting peiople , it's so I cover my own ass..so I don't get in trouble...The state of Ohio pays for me to go to therapy twice a week for the last 6 years..seriously.
To be quite honest and sincere..I think it's the physical pain I edure daily because of my compliled injuries caused by years rolling around with people as a cop..I really "hurt" everday..which has become my existence..so fear of getting hurt is not a factor..I really think that's a big part of it..
On a very personal level..it's VERY well documented that I do like to inflict pain on the ilk that actually put me in my condition..I do have a lot of pent up frustration and agression towards people like that..that helped caused my pshysical and emotional condition..
Basically..what you see is what you get..I'm a pretty sincere guy across the board really..I may appear to brag and I know I'm outspoken..but I can back up everything I say and well..it's just who I am..
I'm just like my dad really..it's in my DNA..he's the baddest of anyone I've ever met in my entire life..he has no fear at all..never has..John, knows my pop pretty good..he's the real deal..I think John could definitely agree to this..he can elaborate if he cares to..if / when he sees this..
I assure you Ron..I'm NO "act"..I really wish it were..it would make my life so much easier man..
Billy"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by RacerX View PostI know, dude...I'm just bustin yer balls!
I don't try to come of as anything but myself..I'll be the first to admit I can be a asshole. I actually PM'd guys and apologized when I felt I crossed the line..sincerely feeling bad about it..because they're good people. It's foolish fighting over views on music, politics and so forth..but that'll happen..it's human nature. We'll always have war no matter how much we don't want it...we have wars to avoid war..
I've learned, an attack on a band and etc is NOT an attack on you...more folks should realize this. People are entitled to their opinions and should speak them freely without a bunch of greif..within' reason. Mel Gibson and Kramer know this now..
I let things go as much as possible, and don't take much seriously. I save my agnst for the dipshits that cause drama in my life..which I resolve quickly ..but that really has nothing to do with this great place.
To say I'm outspoken is a understatement, but I do try to contribute my advice, humor and my obscure POV..which is left of center but logical actually.
Ex. The "voz" .. a true story..I talk about crap I actually do..sometimes it's going to offend someone. I speak without shame..and not just here..believe me.
Bill
I want to write a book..I have alot to say, that nobody ever says..prolly due to death threats."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by Davey View Postif the world had more people like bill here...
there'd be a lot more broken bones lol.
blah, i'm so not funny these days, it hurts =/
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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