What are everyone's occupations?

[markD]

for 9 months in teach english to 6th graders. for the summer months i do session work in area studios. i typically do bass or drum (or both) tracks for singer/songwriters, duos or guys with songs but no current band

[javert]

assistant professor, digital signal processing research and teaching.

[DRM]

Airborne Infantryman (aka Paratrooper), U.S. Army.

Grenadier/Long Range Marksman in a scout platoon.

[horns666]

Pudslapper. I mean I slap my own pud. I don't slap other puds. I don't even like lookin' at puds while watching porn, but it's hard not to because they're usually in some orifice. Preferably in a vagina..bung...between some tits..in the cleave of a bubblebutt..or perhaps slappin' some girl in the face..ect. Actually, I think of it as my own pud being vicarously suckled..worshipped..and nestled. But I can't do this if the pud doesn't look like my pud. So that leaves out black puds. Nothing racist, but I'm supposed to be the guy in the video and I'm not black. That can be very distracting during slappery...and I can't have that. I like me some black bubblebutts sometimes. I tried midget porn, and pregnant and pee pee stuff, but that's not for me..ya see what I'm sayin'. Sometimes Grandmas are OK..it all depends. Ya gotta try to mix it up a bit to keep the romance with internet porn.

It's nothing special, but it's my life. I'd say everyone here prolly does this. But this is very important to me. It is 100% goal oriented and I'm very happy when I'm doing this. You should see me...you'll never see me happier.

Edit: that's what I do..

[atdguitars]

Luthier/guitar tech, owner A.T.D. Guitar Repair in St. Charles, Mo. It pays the bills and I have a lot of fun as well.

[Gartron]

I work in management for the Uk's only cable company..if any of you UK JCF's have problems with your cable tv/phone or Broadband please leave me alone!!!..I get enough of it at work

[Matt_B]

Video game designer.

Where?

Check my location. We're the only studio in town.

[donf]

Navy Instructor. Dealing with ammo handling. Retired in '95 then went back as a Navy civilian teacher. 32 total years, I'm ready to move to Hawaii, play guitar on the beach and rent beach chairs........thats my goal..

[rjohnstone]

Lead Programmer/Security Analyst/Administrator for Amex.
I look for security holes in applications and procedures (software and people hacker)

aka, Jack of all trades, master of none.

[DonP]

AS/400 Programmer / Software Developer / Analyst with a Major in JDEdwards.

Unlike the fun software programming others mentioned, I do the boring stuff - business applications. Sales order / purchase order / warehousing / finance, ...

Currently work for Viking / Pfaff / Singer sewing machines.

I DO NOT have anything to do with the sewing software (I kept my mouth shut in that other thread), I strickly work on the business software.

[kuerbo]

I'm a musician.

Now for a living...

I do web and graphic design for whoever wants to pay me for it.
I also do IT work for some small companies.
Video editing and tv production is also on my list.

Lately though, i've been working as a producer for some local bands. My last job was a real feat to me. I managed to arranged, record and mix 24 songs in 3 months for a single artist. 13 of those i also mastered and put into this guy's first record. I'm actually doing the cd artwork to put in the release version of the record.

But the thing i've been enjoying the most since February 14th, 2004, is my family. My woman, my 5 year old daugter and me are having a hell of a good time, day after day... Go figure!!!

[sixx_ gunner]

New Construction Tile Roof Superintendent from Daytona Beach South to West Palm

Also do home inspections for HUD for a company out of NC.

& dabble in building computers/IT stuff for the locals.

[cookiemonster]

retail clerical officer for a train operating company.

[mattsmusiccenter]

This may come as a shock to everyone here... but I own a music store and sell gear for a living.

[Matt_B]

.....sell gear for a living.

you have my sympathies. I did it for 12 yrs. and I'm soooo glad I got out of it.