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My ex-wife had big titties. I wonder if it was the titties or her being fucking crazy that caused the divorce. :ROTF:
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See Joe!!!...Originally posted by toejam View PostMy ex-wife had big titties. I wonder if it was the titties or her being fucking crazy that caused the divorce. :ROTF:
Oh, I'm sure there's a moob joke in there somewhere...
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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LOL My titties are nowhere near as big as hers! :ROTF:I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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But we can work on that Joe..I know I am!!!Originally posted by toejam View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by RDYou did the right thing man, I would have done the same damn thing!
I have a 15 (next month) year old daughter myself, she knows the rules.. I sat her down and told her straight up truth about guys and what they want and that's how they think until they turn 75 or 80.
I have simple rules at my house...
Straight A's and high B's... or you die!
If she get's pregnant before or during high school, she dies!
Get's pregnant before or during college, she dies!
I see anything that resembles sex in emails, myspace, notes in school books, or sneaking out of my house.. she dies!! (sneaking out - she can't do that anyways, my entire house is alarm hardwired with multiple battery backups, every door, every window, even the attic vent doors and the little sliding shower windows! plus i have lots of firearms - i'm a gun nut!)
Now, I know it's a part of life... I just don't want to know about it....ever!
funny thing is, do you know who the hookers are these days? suburban white teenage females!
selling the Cuchi for Gucci ... just watch any girls gine wild video.
:ROTF:I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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Does it count with fake tits? My ex had fake ones but she was crazy as hell.Originally posted by toejam View PostMy ex-wife had big titties. I wonder if it was the titties or her being fucking crazy that caused the divorce. :ROTF:Comment
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It is my belief that the majority of women that get implants are crazy, or crazier than other women. Actually women in general are crazy. I am not saying men are not crazy, but women tend to show it more than we do.Comment
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Sure. Was she crazy before they were put in, too? Maybe they sprung a leak and caused some of the craziness. :ROTF:Originally posted by Jackson-Charvel View Post
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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She just dumped you for a richer guy Joe, didn't she ?Originally posted by toejam View PostSure. Was she crazy before they were put in, too? Maybe they sprung a leak and caused some of the craziness. :ROTF:
I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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