I hate cats

[jacksoncsplayer]

Don't get the cat drunk fett :ROTF:

[lerxstcat]

That's a badass cat! Two beers at that body size is like a pony keg for you or me! I hope he took a B-12 before he hit the party though!

[Cygnus X1]

Don't get the cat drunk fett :ROTF:

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

Oh, man...
I've known dogs to get drunk, but never a cat.

[fett]

So I went outside looking for the cat. To make a long story short. My neighbor was there to. I said; "I'm looking for the cat". He said;"One of my family just died" as he was walking down the street. Like right down the street. I have no idea what is going on. I just wanted to see the cat.

[fett]

I think it was their cat. I haven't heard any sirens.

[Cygnus X1]

I think it was their cat. I haven't heard any sirens.

WHAT?

Run fett.
Run for your life!
You're now a suspect, and have acknowledged your passion for the pussy online!

[fett]

The cat was here today for the first time in a week or so. I hope he can catch rats. That rodent got into my bag of flour tortillas. I don't frig them. I leave them on top of the frig. He nawed thought plastic and took quarter-size holes out of the 3 torts I had left. But, that dirty rat now has to eat his way through one of those cans people use for the holiday cookies. It's rat trap time.