It's a damn good thing I don't own a firearm.

[zeegler]

Okay, everyone calm the fuck down MMMKAY!

I'm sure Evilution was just kidding about the antifreeze. No one is actually going to hurt any animals, mmkay.

As for the rats, I stand by what I said before, THEY ARE NOT REAL DOGS!! If you have a shit-tzu, admit it, you could very easily be playing for the other team. :ROTF:

[zeegler]

My dog Suzy, a Manchester Terrier, has gone to my clinic office with me for the last 10 years. I realize that not everyone likes dogs, but I always make it a practice to ask my patients if they are bothered by a dog running around the clinic. If they are, I put her up in my office until they leave. I can honestly say that most people that come to the clinic love her. They buy her stuffed animals and treats quite often. Matter of fact, if she does miss a day or two, people ask about her way before they give a shit about me or the therapists.

I did have one old fart that told me that dogs didn't bother him. Everything was fine until I saw him wack Suzy with his cane. I finished his therapy, told him that I didn't appreciate the treatment he gave to my dog, then told him there was a clinic three miles down the road.

I take great pride in having a well behaved dog, but the bottom line is that they are going to bark. That's how they communicate. Maybe we should start wacking people that talk too much.

I love Manchesters. Do you have a pic?

[SEEGERMANY]

"Old Black Bitch"

[zeegler]

"Old Black Bitch"

Ah, she's a cutie. They remind me of little foxes. I've never seen a black Manchester though. I thought they were all brown/black like a Doberman.

[SEEGERMANY]

Suzy never had the brown coloring, even when she was young. She's about 12 pounds heavier than she should be, but so am I. I think she looks like a fruit bat!

[Firebird V]

That is some punk/pussy shit. If you got a problem with a barking dog, be a MAN and step up to the owner. Taking out your anger on a defenseless animal speaks to the kind of man you really are, which really is not much of a man at all. I would lay the wrath of god on some punk ass clown that tried to hurt my dog.

+1. I think if I ever found out someone did that to one of my animals then they would be tied up in my garage drinking some shit I put in my car too.

The thought that someone actually does this and then comes out on a forum and brags about it makes me want to find out where they live and start knocking on doors in there area just to tell everyone about it. maybe I would get lucky and find the person who is the victim...

then we could brng them back to my garage...

[Firebird V]

of course only after I let my dogs chew on him for a while. not enough to kill ya. i'd let your own cruel method do that. Asshole. Wish you lived right in my neighborhood. You wouldn't last 2 minutes. We would have you swinging.

[Bengal]

Suzy never had the brown coloring, even when she was young. She's about 12 pounds heavier than she should be, but so am I. I think she looks like a fruit bat!

+1. I also think she looks like a bat.

[Spivonious]

Here is a handy tip for you that has worked well for me in the past.
Car anti-freeze that you put in your windshield squirter tank, leave a bowl of it down where they can get to it. They can't get enough of it, then blue lips, then death.

[Axewielder]

That fruit bat dog rocks!!

[Bengal]

Guys, do yourself a favor and just get over the comments about the anti-freeze. I get it. We don't condone the poisoning of animals. It was a stupid comment that he probably lied about anyway. All this banning talk and hanging him from a streetlight or beating the crap out of him or whatever shit I just read is nothing different from what he said. We don't condone talk of killing animals but we do humans? It was a stupid comment, get over it.

[fett]

I just thought; "Poor joke" and let it slide. However. Now that Spring has almost sprung, I will bee goimg back and forth between my homes. The terrier just barks its head off. I may just try the wizz thing.:ROTF: He comes right up to that picket fence. And their yard backs both of mine.

[Firebird V]

I keep hearing the 'don't wizz on the electric fence" song over and over in my head... (Ren & Stimpy)

[fett]

Ever touch an electric cattle fence? I did as a kid. It just vibrated a bit until the shot hit.:ROTF: Remind me never to do that again.

[Bengal]

You guys want to lynch someone? Go lynch this guy. Very sad.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/04/pup...ine/index.html