question for all the British members

[Rsmacker]

Fett, wear the hat, tell them it's your cultural heritage and they are only picking on you because they are racist and you'll be straight through Customs without any hassle.

[fett]

Do you think my Viking helmet would work?:ROTF: If I have the Santa hat on top, they might think I'm mulela.

[VitaminG]

As long as they leave rapier like wit, we're fine...

what about pointed stares?

[El_Kabong]

Nah, it's only at football matches. Anyone for a for a piss with the lads from Treatment?

[ozzuk1]

Yeah it's blades over 3 inches, Why Cant I carry a broadsword around with me...

Yeah it's mainly because of thugs and chavs stabbin people because they think they are hard this little kid on a soap was stabbed by some chavs well he's 14 but thats reflective of stabbings in city areas...

Yeah they've banned most guns you can still get double barrelled break open shotguns but it's a pain to get a license and it's mostly farmers and the landed gentry that have them, still hadngun crime hasent stopped weired eh?

[Evilution]

No one needs to carry a knife so it makes sense, you are legally allowed to weild any knife in the comfort of your own home.
They banned Youtube in Turkey just in case it taught them about wiping their backsides with toilet paper instead of their left hand.

[ozzuk1]

Ohh the hilarious Irony of that post evilution....

And no most people don't need to carry knives mainly thugs etc but they tend to carry smaller/shorter flick knives or wahtever anyways.

I have a swiss army knife, but that's classified as a tool, or at least should be...

Best defence weapon people can have is a can of body spray....

[thunderhead]

I blame tiny little chav shits for that.

[ozzuk1]

That has to be the shortest Chav rant i've ever seen...

Little shits get away with so much...

[Norton]

No one needs to carry a knife so it makes sense, you are legally allowed to weild any knife in the comfort of your own home.
They banned Youtube in Turkey just in case it taught them about wiping their backsides with toilet paper instead of their left hand.

I don't think anyone here has problems with cleaning their backsides.

[StukaJU87]

The UK is not banning HP Sauce, are they?:ROTF: Man, that is my favorite............EVARRRRRRR. It is getting increasingly hard to find here in the US. Sure, we can get the US version here, but it tastes nothing like the one made in the UK. I used to get the UK stuff at my Scotish butcher, but he moved back to Scotland.

[dangerous_dave]

The UK is not banning HP Sauce, are they?:ROTF: Man, that is my favorite............EVARRRRRRR. It is getting increasingly hard to find here in the US. Sure, we can get the US version here, but it tastes nothing like the one made in the UK. I used to get the UK stuff at my Scotish butcher, but he moved back to Scotland.

Want me to start an exporting business for you?


I'll even do mustard!

[thunderhead]

They banned Youtube in Turkey just in case it taught them about wiping their backsides with toilet paper instead of their left hand.

Youve got the wrong idea there. Turkey isnt all about the 'Kebab shop boys' you see around here.... and im pretty sure majority off the people know how to clean their asses.

[Norton]

Youve got the wrong idea there. Turkey isnt all about the 'Kebab shop boys' you see around here.... and im pretty sure majority off the people know how to clean their asses.

Actually, Turkey's one of the few countries who has the extra faucet in the WC. So, someone's gotta get his facts straight.


Oh, btw, we ride camels and live in cottages. Right?

[Snoogans]

HP Sauce is without doubt the best substance in which to drown chips.
However, idly reading the label while waiting for me tea t'other night, I discovered that it's now made in Holland!