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    Walking sucks. I walk to my local market. We laugh. We scratch. An then the butcher lady lugs out a whopper, very expensive ham. She asked; "Do you want it?". I asked; "How much?". She was going to sell it to me for 49 cents a pound. I hefted it. It weighed 16 pounds. I could not carry that home. Here's the kicker. She printed up the tag for me. I asked; "Are you going to put that on the tag?" She said; "No". The original markdown tag was 99 cents a pound. Then she said; " I would only do the 49 cents for you." I can't afford to be a Vegan.
    I am a true ass set to this board.

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    And the Quiky Mart lady is a bit of OK too. I walked in the rain for a beer run. She was just leaving and offered me a ride home which I accepted. I don't know about you people, but the people in my little world are as nice as nice can be.
    I am a true ass set to this board.

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    • #3
      Cool!! Yeah some folks are still OK fett, and you my dear are one of them.

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      • #4
        It's means a lot to me to make other people feel alive. I force them to wake up and deal with me. Once they realize that I am fett, they get it.
        I am a true ass set to this board.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by fett View Post
          And the Quiky Mart lady is a bit of OK too. I walked in the rain for a beer run. She was just leaving and offered me a ride home which I accepted. I don't know about you people, but the people in my little world are as nice as nice can be.
          Standing out in a crowd can have its advantages. Barring murder, I think if you had done anything to her you would be easily spotted. "That's him the viking like guy, he stole my panties get him!"

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          • #6
            Aerostar on the blink, Bill?
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • #7
              Where ya been, man? He's been on the hoof for weeks. You gotta keep up with the non-J/C section, aka "Fett's Blog".

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              • #8
                Yeah, I've been away, having a life
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                  Yeah, I've been away, having a life

                  Thats overrated. We live our lives through Fett

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                  • #10
                    I'm going to check out a 1977 Dodge B200 Van on Weds. It has 4 captain chairs.:ROTF: I am glad that Ron has a life. I feel sorry for the rest of us.
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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