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I had jello today!
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"Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666 -
Ach so! Der dumble dee hast honig gemacht, oder e-gitarren amp, or something...Originally posted by AdamLast edited by levantin; 09-22-2006, 07:20 AM.I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.Comment
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I'm glad I can contribute to the lunacy here!!
Did I ever tell you ..my mom caught me with my pud stuck in a vase when I was 7 years old.
it all went downhill from there, I'ts been one hell of a ride..
There is other forums???
Tell 'em Bill Z Bub said hello..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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yep.Originally posted by zeeglerI thought we were normal, and it was the other boards who were weird.Comment
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Yes, you did, several times already!!!Originally posted by horns666
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Did you ever get it off???Originally posted by horns666Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!
Check out the new band at - https://www.facebook.com/PerfectStormMetal/?fref=nfComment
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Are you gonna keep bitching, or are you finally gonna bring me my beer!?You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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Yeah as soon as my mom opened the door...it just went "pop"..Originally posted by VoiceX3
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Hope you had some towels for cleanup. 7 is an early age to pop a nut...lolOriginally posted by horns666Yeah as soon as my mom opened the door...it just went "pop"..Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!
Check out the new band at - https://www.facebook.com/PerfectStormMetal/?fref=nfComment
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And my point is proven right before our eyes!
Normal is boring. Long live JCFComment
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Nah, didn't pop a nut...Originally posted by VoiceX3
I remember when that finally happened..I thought I broke the fucker..I was like shit.."I pulled it too many times"..
Then about two minutes later..I was right back at it..."That was cool, lets do that again"!!!
I used to bang everything in the house..my mom went to the corner store..everything was open game..Couch cushions, her fur coat sleeve, Honeydoo melons, whatever I could possible shove my pud into...it was a lot of laughs!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by horns666I used to bang everything in the house..my mom went to the corner store..everything was open game..Couch cushions, her fur coat sleeve, Honeydoo melons, whatever I could possible shove my pud into...it was a lot of laughs!!
TMI, but funny as hell!-RickComment
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i put an alka seltzer plus in my beach twinkie's cozy little box last night, the neighbors almost called the police. there was some good howling going on.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Yeah I'm pretty new here and I like it.
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if you go to South America or Asia, and some chick is hitting on you, make sure that you check out her hands first before you start fucking her brains out. No matter how good the sex operation can be, the hands will always tell what's the deal. So check out the hands first if you don't want to find out that the hole is really a pud."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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