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  • #16
    Tone, what I want to know is who ate one. There was five, but only four is in the pic.

    These have to be the most expensive Marshallow Peeps ever known to man! The man lost a leg getting these sonsabitches!

    Even though I'm righteously Satanic, I did donate a customized, crucified Peep on a chocolate cross to my local church for Easter...called "Holy Peepus" They mounted it on the alter. People line up tp touch it...and cry.

    We will continue this and make things right.
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    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by horns666 View Post
      People line up to touch it...and cry.
      Sounds like the line of ladies that goes around the block starting at my bedroom door. They cry from disappointment. I have a good advertising campaign.
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      • #18
        So your peeps were smuggled over the border up the asses of Mexicans. Make chocolate smores out of them and move on.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
          Tone, what I want to know is who ate one. There was five, but only four is in the pic.

          These have to be the most expensive Marshallow Peeps ever known to man! The man lost a leg getting these sonsabitches!

          Even though I'm righteously Satanic, I did donate a customized, crucified Peep on a chocolate cross to my local church for Easter...called "Holy Peepus" They mounted it on the alter. People line up tp touch it...and cry.

          We will continue this and make things right.

          I am thinking it was the mail man that ate one. he always steals my porn too. either that or the fat lady across the hall. she loves donuts. just to be neighborly, I brought her some on her birthday, she was filling her face and said "fanks, weve". I just smiled and kept on rubbing her feet.

          as for the holy peep, I can relate. I cried when I touched these peeps too. but not from a biblical standpoint. more like a I just got fucked at the drive thru kinda standpoint. like when you order a big mac with no pickles, and they ask you to drive a head and park and wait for them to bring out your custom shop burger. well then they fuck you over and put pickles on it anyway. thats how I feel.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Twitch View Post
            Great parody thread.
            what the fuck are you talking about?

            Originally posted by tonemonster View Post

            that one second from right is creeping me out. It's like it's looking into my soul. Only thing creepier would be if it had red hair and was riding a tricycle
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            • #21
              Wow, My wife was making hamburgers today while I was eating Peeps. So..I grabbed my Burgers and fries. Took the top buns off them and put a couple of Peeps on 'em. Peepburgers...awesome!

              Seriously, My wife ...she made a face only a gargoyle could love.

              They were delicious!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #22
                Gary...duh! I did a Satanic ritual on them. Those Peeps know shit! I

                mean just look at them. They're lookin' at you...trust me!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                  what the fuck are you talking about?
                  My apologies. Bill, shame on you for leading on such a tender hearted buyer of peeps. For christsake, the man has shitty hair, you could have cut him a break.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                    Wow, My wife was making hamburgers today while I was eating Peeps. So..I grabbed my Burgers and fries. Took the top buns off them and put a couple of Peeps on 'em. Peepburgers...awesome!

                    Seriously, My wife ...she made a face only a gargoyle could love.

                    They were delicious!
                    We used to do that with potato chips. I'll have to look for some peeps around here.

                    Originally posted by Twitch View Post
                    My apologies. Bill, shame on you for leading on such a tender hearted buyer of peeps. For christsake, the man has shitty hair, you could have cut him a break.
                    Bill does like giving the hirsute and shittily coiffed a hard time. He can, because his hair is beyond reproach
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                      that one second from right is creeping me out. It's like it's looking into my soul. Only thing creepier would be if it had red hair and was riding a tricycle
                      Holy shit. I don't know how I missed that, but I hate you for pointing it out. It can't be unseen.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
                        buy marshmellow peeps



                        and what I got was this:


                        I like how you got the picture of the box there, and it states very clearly the correct spelling of the word marshmallow, and yet: you still spelled it wrong, not once, but three times!
                        Extreme retardation, or JDGAF?
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                        • #27
                          Any of those stale ones still available? Was thinking of using one as a trem-stop.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                            I like how you got the picture of the box there, and it states very clearly the correct spelling of the word marshmallow, and yet: you still spelled it wrong, not once, but three times!
                            Extreme retardation, or JDGAF?
                            now Ronnie, you know I did that mispelling just for you. I cant resist putting those easter eggs all over the JCF for you to find.
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                            • #29
                              misspelling
                              Hail yesterday

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                              • #30
                                I wonder if Mike Learn can come up with a kick ass teenage Peep rape graphic?
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