If this isn't paying for a name...I don't know what is.

[Buslady]

its butt ugly

[VitaminG]

if it would come with legs it could be a pretty cool steel guitar

or lamp table

[PowerTube]

A music store near me actually has one of those wretched things. They mainly carry low-end junk like Stagg and Johnson, then wonder why they can't sell this.