FedEx Blows Donkey Pud

[MikeStrat]

Will not agree to use them ever again. Just sayin.

[horns666]

So far I haven't been F'd in the A buy them. But all it takes is once to give me a sore ass!

Fuck me once shame on you. Fuck me twice..I'll fuck your mom on the table during Thanksgiving dinner. Then I'll steal the fuggin' Turkey!!!

[Jacksons Shred]

FedEx is pathetic. I've used them once or twice and it was a terrible experience.

[Mr.Shreddy]

Me too, they ALWAYS "accidentally" drop your shit. -Assholes

[metalone]

I shipped a set of old Gibson dirty fingers pickups by them once and they got all the way to the buyers distribution center and then disappeared, but I have shipped a lot of other things through them with no problems

[Spivonious]

Your post is worthless without an explanation as to why you feel this way.

[MikeStrat]

Your post is worthless without an explanation as to why you feel this way.

I just thought I would start a rally.

Today I had a new Charvel being delivered. Left a note on the door, had my garage doors opened, left the car in the driveway. The lazy cocksucker didn't even ring the doorbell. He must have knocked with his limp wrist once and left with the guitar.

I waited all day for this fuck. I'll get my revenge tomorrow when I make his ass stand there while I slowly and carefully inspect it before signing.

[Mr.Shreddy]

Nice, take your precious time!!!

[SEEGERMANY]

I did that to a UPS driver one time. He had dorked me over on deliveries several times, so when he handed me his electronic signature pad, I said "excuse me" and went inside. He started ringing the doorbell and my wife came to the door and said "calm down, my husband had to take a dump and he's reviewing the paperwork."

[rjohnstone]

He started ringing the doorbell and my wife came to the door and said "calm down, my husband had to take a dump and he's reviewing the paperwork."

:ROTF: Fucking classic!!!

[Matt_B]

So far I haven't been F'd in the A buy them. But all it takes is once to give me a sore ass!

Fuck me once shame on you. Fuck me twice..I'll fuck your mom on the table during Thanksgiving dinner. Then I'll steal the fuggin' Turkey!!!

Bah, I say fuck the turkey, deposit your "gravy" and leave it for the whole family to enjoy.

Please excuse me but I'm tried an in a rude mood today.

[Jayster]

Your post is worthless without an explanation as to why you feel this way.

This type of attitude will not suffice !!!

Fuck FedEx, UPS, USPS, DHL, and any other motherfuckers. Errrr... wait then how will we get our stuff?

[petedz]

I did that to a UPS driver one time. He had dorked me over on deliveries several times, so when he handed me his electronic signature pad, I said "excuse me" and went inside. He started ringing the doorbell and my wife came to the door and said "calm down, my husband had to take a dump and he's reviewing the paperwork."

Aw shit, I have a mental picture of this dude at the door that's just :ROTF:

Out-standing!

[Ben...]

This type of attitude will not suffice !!!

Fuck FedEx, UPS, USPS, DHL, and any other motherfuckers. Errrr... wait then how will we get our stuff?

DHL is okay. They've never screwed anything up yet. UPS left an Xbox harddrive on my front step in -40C weather. I thought the disk would have shattered in the cold but it works.

[Rich#6]

They all suck. UPS stick my stuff with the trash by the back gate in the rain instead of opening the gate and putting it in the screaned in porch(and that's with my wife being home).