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    Is the ShamWow guy going to have to choke a bitch?!?

    Didn't see this posted, it struck me (no pun intended) as being kind of funny.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1newsham1.html

    Insert your ShamWow towel joke here!

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    I guess she didn't "love his nuts". :ROTF:
    Scott
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    • #3
      So exactly how much blood will a ShamWow soak up anyway?
      -Rick

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      • #4
        what a fucking tool.
        She's a pretty nasty looking thing.
        If this is our perdition, will you walk with me?

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        • #5

          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
            Hey I can't do this all day!
            PLAY TILL U DIE !!!

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            • #7
              Well, if she really did bite his tongue and wouldn't let go...I mean I would try anything to get her off of me.

              We actually have sham-wow and it's pretty amazing how much it will soak up before starting to drip.
              Scott

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              • #8
                Was paying $1000 bucks for sex with HER? Man, she was no charm even before being battered, THAT'S for sure.

                Definitely a sham-wtf....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                  Was paying $1000 bucks for sex with HER? Man, she was no charm even before being battered, THAT'S for sure.
                  I have no idea what a fucking Shamwow is, (maybe some kind of Manpon?) but I thought the same thing - $1000 for straight sex....WTF? I wonder how much she charges for some rough brutal sex? Erm, wait a sec...........
                  So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                  I nearly broke her back

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                    Was paying $1000 bucks for sex with HER? Man, she was no charm even before being battered, THAT'S for sure.
                    +1 she is a total pig, even before the beating

                    there's way better-looking outcall whores for a G than that for chrissakes.
                    the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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                    • #11
                      he must be slinging a bunch of spooge wows if he doesn't think a grand is a big deal for a donnybrook with some boozehag tongue chomping buzzard. look at the shiner she's got. Shine Wow.
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                        Was paying $1000 bucks for sex with HER?
                        That's 400 ShamWow towels. She prolly bit him because he tried to pay her with a stack of them.

                        Sham-POW!!!!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                          look at the shiner she's got. Shine Wow.
                          :ROTF:
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14


                            His prostitute must not be made in Germany, because we all know the Germans make good stuff.

                            Edit: Check out Billy Mays badmouthing Vince.

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg

                            :ROTF:
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                            • #15
                              Damn.....looks like he gave her a 'Slap chop'.

                              @ his mugshot.

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