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  • The Dumbest cartoon characters.

    Let's talk about the bluntest knives in the drawer of the animated world.


    Dee Dee from "Dexter's Lab"
    As for how dumb she is, I'll take one scene. Dexter has built a brick wall just behind the entrance of his lab. Dee dee opens the secret door and runs into the wall, then gets up and runs into the wall again, before recovering herself and running into the wall again, before getting up again and running into the wall again.


    Ed from "Ed, Edd N Eddy"
    Ed may be so brainless that Eddy can stick his arm in one of Ed's ears and make it re-appear out the other. But he does have many uses. Such as a shovel or a pnumatic hammer. Or in the episode "a Glass of warm Ed" as a food storage facility.


    Then from the hitseries Avatar, the last Airbender there's Ty Lee

    This girl is a highly skilled acrobat who walks on her hands just as easily as walking normally and who's able to take out opponents by pressing accupuncture points at their body. Her physique has the boys wrapped around her finger and they do whatever she askes them to do. But she's also as smart as your regular goldfish in a bowl, she has no concept of the evil ways that her "friend' princess Azula is dragging her into. Deep down she's slowly becoming aware that she sitting at the wrong side of the fence and that people are getting hurt because of her actions. But as long as she remembers how to smile and being bubbly (And how to inhale and exhale) she keeps enjoying the merits of not being able to comprehend life and taking resposibilities for her actions.


    Bruticus from The Transformers is the combined form of the Combaticons, a decepticon team. Each Combaticon is a militairy specialist in their own right but because they hate each other so much, Bruticus doesn't have their genius, in fact, the only thing that all five Combaticons attribute to Bruticus' knowledge are the things they agree on which is virtually nothing at all. As a result, Bruticus is the kind of Transformer who has to be told what he should do because he can't make a decision on his own. So unless somebody gives him an order, he'd be standing still all day. But when somebody DOES give him an order Bruticus turns into the ideal soldier, who just does what he's asked to do and doesn't ask questions. But that can range to him having to destroy a city or to have him arrange the flowers of Megatron's back garden, just say that he has to do it and he'll do it. Megatron once said of his dumb subordinate that he was one of his favorites and that he wishes he had a whole army of Bruticuses, luckily for all of us he doesn't.
    Last edited by Blazer; 10-18-2008, 08:07 PM.

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    Oh, I thought you meant dumb as in a waste of ink.

    I grew up on the classics, Bugs bunny, road runner, etc., and I can't believe what passes for cartoon characters these days.

    Sponge Bob Square Pants? Good God - these days they could make an entire cartoon series about a line called "Liney Liney Line Line" and kids would be glued to that for hours on end.

    Sorry. Now back to your regular scheduled thread.


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        Last edited by gotwtt; 10-20-2008, 06:53 AM.
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        • #5
          SpongeBob is a modern classic!!!!

          how dare you diss the absorbant one!!!

          Ren & Stimpy pwn

          Faimly Guy rules above all else tho, end of discussion
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          • #6
            Southpark owns all!

            I like Family Guy tho..
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            • #7
              I tried watching Family Guy. I almost shot my TV. Good thing I don't have a gun.

              The issue with Bruticus is more of the stereotype of big + strong = stupid. See also the Constructicons, Insecticons, and the Dinosauricons, whatever they were. You didn't have that issue in Voltron, but then again, there were people controlling each one.

              Going back to the classics, you can't really find anyone stupid. At least not as far as straight-out retarded like chick from Dexter's Lab or Beavis. You find dim-wits like Pete Puma, Wyle E. Coyote, etc who are easily tricked (hey look, something shiny!) but it's hard to find someone that would shit on themselves if you simply suggested it to them.

              I would say Olive Oyl was about as dumb as stump, though.

              Speaking of which, ya gotta wonder what Popeye saw in her. Then again, what were his other choices? The Sea Hag and Alice the Goon. Ewww.
              Same ting for Olive: Popeye's not exactly a "ladies man", but what were her other choices? Brutus, the egotistical and violent guy: he'd rape her and beat her given the chance. Poopdeck Pappy, Popeye's dad. Basically he's Popeye at 80. Wimpy, the perpetual bum who can maintain a huge girth but can't rustle up the energy to find a damn job.


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              • #8
                Moose from Archie, sticking with the Jughead thing. I actually found Jughead to be more lazy/stoned than flat out stupid, but I can see your point- maybe utterly lacking common sense, as opposed to Moose, who was just flat out retarded.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Vass View Post
                  The eternal debate- Veronica or Betty?
                  You mean which one on top of the other one, right?
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                  • #10
                    Bruticus was plain dumb compared to the other combined forms devestator wasent a genious but he wasent the stupidest thats probably bruticus and then menasaur.

                    But peter Griffin is pretty damm stupid, but yeah dee dee and beavis are probably the dumbest of the dumbest...

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