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    Dear Abby...

    I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as
    you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things
    happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
    outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I
    ask her who called she gets evasive.

    Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
    dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I
    once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got
    very angry. A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that
    my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my
    guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what
    was really happening. I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to
    hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and
    who she comes in with". He agreed.

    Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP
    MKII 50W half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming
    off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down
    behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing
    as bright as the other 3. Is this something I can fix myself or do
    need to take it to a technician?

    Thanks
    Very Concerned.

  • #2
    That was great!!!
    Rudy
    www.metalinc.net

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      • #4
        That fucking rulez!!!0101!!!

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        • #5
          Wow that took a strange turn...


          "Dear Dr. Bill,
          I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

          "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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          • #6
            I was wondering why this weirdo was crouching behind that amp when me and this whore walked i...
            Just a guitar player...

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            • #7
              I still keep practicing though.... Mostly because I hate my neighbors.-MakeAJazzNoiseHere

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              • #8
                That is funny.:ROTF: I have seen another variation, only the guy was crouching behind his Harley.
                Scott
                Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                • #9
                  lol, good one

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