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    I did it again. Same stretch of road going to my girlfriend's house. I know they are there but I wasn't thinking so i drove right into them at 55 or so. 3 of them hit my truck but only one stuck.



    Oh ya, he is icked stuck on my grill and dead as a doornail. Poor guy....

    Matt

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    Here's my post from 4 years ago.

    http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/show...ghlight=batman

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    • #3
      Damn dude!!! very careful!!

      You are going to get visited by a much larger cousin of his any of these nights, he is going to hang you upside down and spank you in the booty with his BatWhip that he gets out of his BatBelt once he is out of his BatMobile.
      Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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      • #4
        Na, he's too busy playing Adam West in Quahog to mess with me.

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        • #5
          Poor little guy...
          Scott

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          • #6
            How does a creature with natural sonar NOT see a huge truck? Did it think it could take it down?

            Natural Selection at work.
            I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

            The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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            • #7
              LOL, Poor SOB, never saw it commin :dunno:

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              • #8
                Heh. Sucks to be that little guy!
                Reminds me of when I was a teenager and my little brother was wrestling with some friends in the backyard... he threw a punch at a friend just as a bat swooped down into the yard from a tree in the alleyway, he managed to punch the bat and knocked it the fuck out! I think mom or dad took a picture of the dead bat before throwing it in the garbage can.
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Newc View Post
                  How does a creature with natural sonar NOT see a huge truck? Did it think it could take it down?

                  Natural Selection at work.
                  Must have been a female... probably can't drive in the animal kingdom either.

                  Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by toejam View Post
                    Heh. Sucks to be that little guy!
                    Reminds me of when I was a teenager and my little brother was wrestling with some friends in the backyard... he threw a punch at a friend just as a bat swooped down into the yard from a tree in the alleyway, he managed to punch the bat and knocked it the fuck out! I think mom or dad took a picture of the dead bat before throwing it in the garbage can.

                    Is your little brother's name Chuck Norris?
                    I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
                      Must have been a female... probably can't drive in the animal kingdom either.


                      :ROTF:


                      Some woman driver crashed with the car that I was driving(nothing major , was just a scratch on the finish), at my driving license test 2 years ago. And yes, I passed the test.
                      I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Norton View Post
                        Is your little brother's name Chuck Norris?
                        Maybe.
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #13
                          I can kill mosquitos by clapping them between my hands, but punching a bat ....it's outta my league.
                          I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Newc View Post
                            How does a creature with natural sonar NOT see a huge truck? Did it think it could take it down?

                            Natural Selection at work.

                            Moving vehicles make a lot of noise... maybe one of those noises confused it... maybe?

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                            • #15


                              "I'm a dingbat and I approve this message"
                              "POOP"

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