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I have 4 tickets, and no one to go with because my lame ass friends bailed on me. If anyone is interested in going, let me know. It's this wednesday (tomorrow).
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Fucking hell, I'd love to say I'll take them, pick me up at the airport! Never mind! Have fun, lying across the other seats. Or maybe stand in the middle of the empty ones and cry. Maybe some hot chick will feel sorry for you, Billy No-Mates, and come over and mother you.
With her big soft titties.
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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