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  • #1

    Tequila rules!!!

    Beautiful day in the tropics.....
    Blender and plenty of ice in hand....
    Margarita mix and two botles of Patron tequila....
    I 1/2 bottles down, 1/2 to go.... feeling good.

    Happy memorial day everyone, remember why we are celebrating it. be safe.
    Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.
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  • #2
    Here's to you. I just popped two xannys and two vicodins..now that's tasty cocktail!!!

    It's in the mid 70's, blue skies..beautiful day. Me and my boy are headed to the car show! Sportin' my bad muthafuggah!!!

    I'm gonna go FAST..but I'll be careful!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #3
      Ran out of patron. The wifey fetchedd a couple of 6-pax of Newcastle.

      Damn Bill you must be immune to that shit. You take torpedo xanix? two? and two vikes on top? you animal!
      Dude be safe.
      Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
        Ran out of patron.
        Now that's serious!
        "POOP"

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        • #5
          Just me and some Mich Ultra here..it's all I need

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          • #6
            Of course it does!

            Me record is 22 shots in 1 night. Had an amazing hangover next day
            If your mum stabbed ya you wouldnt get upset... You would say ' Ohhh shit mum stabbed me! I better go to a hospital'. - Chopper

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            • #7
              We finished the Newcastle, my buddies left, I took a shower and I am back in business.
              I know tomorrow I'll be fucked, but I feel like singing some Motorhead to the 'ol lady.

              If you squeeze my lizard
              I'll put my snake on you
              I am a romantic adventurer
              But I'm a reptile too....

              Let's see if she wants to dance.
              Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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              • #8
                He'll be back in a while to tell us how hard his wife kicked him in the nuts.
                So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                I nearly broke her back

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                • #9


                  "Patron: for the man who doesn't need a cup"
                  "POOP"

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