Check out this Vid - Army Humvees unloading

[UFORocks]

It's good to know your eyes work, I would have thought my avatar would have given my Nixonness away a while back. I bow to your sharp observational skill and razor sharp wit. However, you'll forever be the bloke getting off watching men with in uniforms shooting big guns to me. Does that say more about me than you?

Listen dude, I posted something I thought was cool and impressive that I wanted to share with the board, is that OK with you? Seriously, I want an answer, is it ok with you?

Know this.... No matter how successfully you insult my wit, (or lack there of), and assault me with innuendo about my sexual preference.... at the end of the day you're still a dick, and you'll be one tomorrow, and the day after that too. Congratulations, I hope to be you one day.

-Steve.

[shobet]

I've not even started to insult you yet and I don't really care what you stick your dick in, that's entirely your business and that of your local mortician. Let's get some facts straight here bucko. You're the one who dove straight in with a direct insult, I believe my post only questioned the threshold level where you are in impressed with something. I don't remember calling you a cunt or anything in my three word reply so let me correct that, you're a minge and a smelly thrush ridden one at that.

However I'm glad you're impressed by a line of jeeps managing to shoot all togehter. Life must be dull as dishwater in your IT dept. I bet you get excited and NIC lights flashing don't you? I'd normally share your succinct methods of expression, but tonight I'm in a verbose mood so you're going to have read all of this.

It really does amaze me that you're impressed by all the big bad beige bang sticks. However I failed to notice you mention the French trooper at the end advising your gung-ho grunts to try not to shoot the village on the left, ah well I suppose they're only ay-rabs at the end of the day. You were too busy being impressed by all the guns I suppose to notice that bit.

I look forward to your reply.
Love,
Your great fat aunty Shob.
XXX

P.S. To me that clip and some of the others on that site illustrate why we lost more soldiers to US fire in the first Gulf war than we did to the old goat Saddam's army...

I bet you thought Team America was a documentary as well didn't you?

[mm2002]

You kids just settle down now. This is a guitar forum.
(where do all you dumbasses come from anyway?)

[UFORocks]

You kids just settle down now. This is a guitar forum.
(where do all you dumbasses come from anyway?)

Yeah, you're right dude, I never intended anything like this.

Shobet, Im sorry man.

Check your PMs

[MOSHWITZ]

Those things are awesome. The rate of fire is pretty ridiculous.

that was pretty furious,,,I still think the Metalstorm is my favorite new projectile weapon though,,

http://209.85.207.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a

And nothing screams metal more than a wall of bullets raining down.

MOSHON
DAVE

[shobet]

Yeah, you're right dude, I never intended anything like this.

Shobet, Im sorry man.

Check your PMs

I've answered, can we kiss and make up now? I promise to give you a reach around so you get something from it at least.

[MOSHWITZ]

oh,,,,,nobody commented on the fact that, the original vid was the armored line laying down cover fire to help save 1 sole man,,, pinned down under hostel fire.....ohrah baby.
MOSHON
DAVE

[shobet]

oh,,,,,nobody commented on the fact that, the original vid was the armored line laying down cover fire to help save 1 sole man,,, pinned down under hostel fire.....ohrah baby.
MOSHON
DAVE

There was a cheap hotel involved? Sorry I couldn't resist that one...

Are the men trained to stand up out of the turrets to make a nice silhouette before starting to fire their small arms on purpose? It wouldn't be like the USSR to have left many SVDs' behind would it?

[horns666]

..oh for the love of all things stinky.

I'm spending way too much time here today..

play nice..play nice..

[straycat]

When you're the one stranded it feels damn good to hear your buddies laying down cover fire so you can di di out of a hot situation.

[Gtrplyr666]

Those phalinx cannons suck! Most everything gets through when used on the ground. This comes from personal experience being deployed to locations where they are used. Pretty awesome to watch though. I did see one actually impact an incoming projectile once. To bad the other three got in. The M61A1 20mm cannon is what they are. I believe the cyclic rate is like 6000 rounds per minute.

Garry

[straycat]

The GE mini gun is IIRC is 3000 rounds a minute I beleive the 20MM is the same.
The phalinx I think works off target triangulation.
The 30 cal GE mini gun sounds like nothing else.Great when a brigade of NVA are heading your way and there is only you and your 3 team members lurking in the bush.

[horns666]

When you're the one stranded it feels damn good to hear your buddies laying down cover fire so you can di di out of a hot situation.

Amen, I can relate to that..in my own dramas!

Anyone here that was in or in that sandbox of insanity..you have my upmost respect!

[nhspike]

Wow MOSH, that is incredible

What a cool concept.

Seems kinda like a deadly, one use only thing though.
To reload, do you need a new one? (loaded tube/tubes?)

In that way, it's a bit limited.

Or seems like it.

But what a wall of shit coming your way once triggered huh?

Yikes....

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