Rikki Rapist?

[Endrik]

A real rockstar would snort it off with a rolled up hundred dollar bill

[Jason1212]

How long ago did that chick encounter Mr. Rockett? I would think he probably has mellowed a bit in recent history. Back in the 80's though I am sure being a groupie around some of those bands should have earned those girls hazard pay.

[Bengal]

according to Metal Sludge, John 5 likes to cum on chicks' tits and then lick it off

That doesn't surprise me. I saw John when he was in Two, the project with Rob Halford. He was wearing some kind of gold lederhosen type outfit and he kept bending over with his butt towards the audience and shoving his own fingers up his ass. I kid you not. He's shove them up there then pull them out and smell them. Yuck!

Dude is a hell of a guitarist though. Just glad I didn't have to change those strings.

[Jason1212]

Really I wonder what effect fecal matter would have on a fret board? That and I am sure with that knowledge the resale value of his personal guitars has to be very low.

[drockilles]

That doesn't surprise me. I saw John when he was in Two, the project with Rob Halford. He was wearing some kind of gold lederhosen type outfit and he kept bending over with his butt towards the audience and shoving his own fingers up his ass. I kid you not. He's shove them up there then pull them out and smell them. Yuck!

Dude is a hell of a guitarist though. Just glad I didn't have to change those strings.

Maybe John 5's tone is in his asshole/poo. That's how he transfers it to his fingers.

[Spivonious]

Remind me never to shake John 5's hand.

[Endrik]

now I have even more respect for John 5

last time I saw Rikki... last summer I think... he has improved a lot drumming wise.... he can keep the beat now

[Axewielder]

Really I wonder what effect fecal matter would have on a fret board?

Yikes...I "smell" a mineral oil vs lemon oil vs fecal matter fretboard conditioning debate coming on :ROTF:

[Jason1212]

Fret board conditioning that will allow you to attain that "brown sound".

[10secondLX]

Guitar tech cleans what appears to be a rosewood fretboard only to find it's really maple.

[Axewielder]

Fret board conditioning that will allow you to attain that "brown sound".

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[Norton]

I dunno dude, he looks pretty muscular these days

And I practice aikido, nowadays

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

And I practice aikido, nowadays

wht bother when you can just stick you fingers up your ass? if the punch dont knock him down, the smell will!

[necrotechno]

Richie Sambora got picked up a few days ago for DUI. Tough week for the glam posers.

[lerxstcat]

I dunno dude, he looks pretty muscular these days

Go upside his head with a pair of Channellock 440s first and that won't matter. Then you use the Channellocks on one finger at a time until the mission is accomplished. Pretty basic revenge, really.