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  • It's snowing like crazy here

    I'm ready for summer.

    (this is my attempt at fettness)

  • #2
    does it involve cheap meat? :ROTF:

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    • #3
      Meat is life. Life isn't cheap. Meat isn't cheap.




      Let's study some philosophy.
      I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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      • #4
        ZOMG

        i was discussing religious extremism and zealousness earlier as well lol

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/1901095.stm

        crazy

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        • #5
          Originally posted by sonicsamurai View Post
          ZOMG

          i was discussing religious extremism and zealousness earlier as well lol

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/1901095.stm

          crazy
          Fucking hell, that must have been a rivetting discussion. Did it involve lots of cheap lager (subsidised by me, the fucking tax-payer) and lots of wierd looking smug student wankers in the "Osama Bin Laden Union Bar", to a soundtrack of The Smiths and that cover version of "Tainted Love"* which sounds even more cum-gargling than the Soft Cell version, by any chance?

          I went to a fetish club last night, and narrowly avoided having my nutsac nailed to a board. Now that's the way to spend Good Friday - flagellation, branding, bondage with hot wax. Complemented by a spot of buggery, a thick clotted creamy facial, and a golden shower to finish the night. (Remember, it is far better to give than to receive, especially in this case)

          Also remember that "crucifying yourself is, like, a really really bad way to kill yourself, because no matter how hard you try, you can't hammer the last nail in" - Neil The Hippy.







          * Apparently by Marilyn Manson, see, you learn something new every day.
          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

          I nearly broke her back

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
            Fucking hell, that must have been a rivetting discussion. Did it involve lots of cheap lager (subsidised by me, the fucking tax-payer) and lots of wierd looking smug student wankers in the "Osama Bin Laden Union Bar", to a soundtrack of The Smiths and that cover version of "Tainted Love"* which sounds even more cum-gargling than the Soft Cell version, by any chance?
            i'm not a student....?

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            • #7
              Aha, well you have obviously been booted off your Eco-Friendly Media Studies Degree course. Did you make the fatal error of getting pissed up all night and staying in bed till Countdown started, forgetting all about that big building next to the "The Abu Hamza Refectory", the place you were supposed to be attending lectures?

              Mind you, if you were at Warwick, you were probably doing a degree in "Colouring In With Crayons" or suchlike.

              Fucking ex-students.
              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

              I nearly broke her back

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              • #8
                Fuggen Brit Paratrooping hijackers....


                If it makes you feel any better, T....
                Sunny and 76 here. It's the week before bug season.
                Pulled an amp out on the back deck, stocked up on smokes and beverages,
                and doodled on the Jackson for hours on end, only taking breaks to beat up the dog
                (J/K) and go inside to piss. It was awful. I can't stand myself, and I feel guilty as hell.

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                • #9
                  You should Cyggie you beer swigging inbred rebel.J/K.
                  Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by straycat View Post
                    You should Cyggie you beer swigging inbred rebel.J/K.


                    And, a transplanted one, as well.
                    The worst kind.
                    I KNOW what the weather is like up yonder!

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                    • #11
                      81 and sunny here today


                      heh
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
                        Fuggen Brit Paratrooping hijackers....
                        Bollocks!! The Turk from Constantinople started it!

                        OK, it snowed here overnight. Really heavily. So there.

                        It's all melted now, thank fuck (yeah, it was that heavy) Roll on Summer!!!!!
                        So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                        I nearly broke her back

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                          Bollocks!! The Turk from Constantinople started it!

                          OK, it snowed here overnight. Really heavily. So there.

                          It's all melted now, thank fuck (yeah, it was that heavy) Roll on Summer!!!!!
                          Norton is a soul without a homeland.
                          So he pretends he's in with you Twisted Brits.
                          Love him or hate him, he's on your team.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
                            Norton is a soul without a homeland.
                            So he pretends he's in with you Twisted Brits.
                            Love him or hate him, he's on your team.

                            :ROTF:

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                            • #15
                              i have still had NO FUCKING SNOW in Worcester....

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