Time to be French...

[Endrik]

Que se passe-t-il ici? Pouvez-vous m'expliquer?

Cette parcelle est de la nouvelle film de David Lynch

[Valeck]

And there we have it gentlemen (and Wilks). See how easy it is to lure the dastardly Frenchy into a trap, confessing to their bizarre antisocial culinary habits?

Luckily we Brits are taking their country over by stealth, so they won't be up to this kind of nonsense for long. I'm going to open a fish & Chip shop out there.

(I bet they read this, shrug their shoulders and wander off muttering to set up a mootorway speed trap specifically to catch UK drivers!)

Can you tell us a bit more about the world renowned brit cuisine ? Maybe things like marmite, or that crazy green jelly ?

[BenoA]

Can you tell us a bit more about the world renowned brit cuisine ? Maybe things like marmite, or that crazy green jelly ?

ha ha ha :ROTF:

[Snoogans]

Can you tell us a bit more about the world renowned brit cuisine ? Maybe things like marmite, or that crazy green jelly ?

I don't know what green jelly you're referring to, but Marmite is the food of the Gods! Got Marmite sandwiches in my lunchbox today.
There's high cuisine for you - Marmite sarnies dunked in minestrone cup-a-soup!

[hippietim]

Can you tell us a bit more about the world renowned brit cuisine ? Maybe things like marmite, or that crazy green jelly ?

let's see...fish and chips washed down with piss warm bitter beer and spotted dick for dessert...yummy...

[Snoogans]

let's see...fish and chips washed down with piss warm bitter beer and spotted dick for dessert...yummy...

Insulting an Englishman's beer is tantamount to a declaration of war!
What is it with you Colonials and that fizzy yellow pretend beer? That's what girls drink over here.

[levantin]

Can you tell us a bit more about the world renowned brit cuisine ? Maybe things like marmite, or that crazy green jelly ?

Mock not the mighty marmite! Marmite rocks!

[Endrik]

What is it with you Colonials and that fizzy yellow pretend beer? That's what girls drink over here.

I thought that stuff was water :ROTF:

[hippietim]

Insulting an Englishman's beer is tantamount to a declaration of war!
What is it with you Colonials and that fizzy yellow pretend beer? That's what girls drink over here.

A declaration of war from the British is not something an American is going to worry too much about.

And anytime you want to join me in holla' and throw down some 'shine you let me know, we'll find out who drinks the girly drinks in a hurry.

[Snoogans]

The "Scrumpy" cider they brew 'round these parts will strip paint, but it ain't no 'shine! I'm not touching that stuff - my eyesight's bad enough already!
What say I meet you half-way with a few shots o' Bourbon?

[hippietim]

I don't care for Bourbon. Gin perhaps?

[Snoogans]

That'll do for me!

[Endrik]

English food is weird for me but GB has a lot of great chefs... guess what's their cooking style? ...... it starts with F

[shobet]

Findian?

[horns666]

let's see...fish and chips washed down with piss warm bitter beer and spotted dick for dessert...yummy...

There goes Tim's spotted dick again..just in time for Easter...like a robin egg...wiggywigeeeeweeewigeeeg eeeeg (Dice)!!!:ROTF: