The nagging ends when the bars slam shut!

[pjg]

Need a new girlfriend?

http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

[Ralph E.]

[rjohnstone]

Are you that desperate for a date?



This one just cracked me up... Sad overall, but the grammatical error is funny.

"Convictions: – two counts premedicated murder..."

[lerxstcat]

With my luck I'd get a George Costanza scenario; she'd bust out to be with me. Those are some killer chicks and that's no lie!

[lerxstcat]

Are you that desperate for a date?



This one just cracked me up... Sad overall, but the grammatical error is funny.

"Convictions: – two counts premedicated murder..."

What, she had to cop a buzz to get in the mood!

[RobRR]

Theres no way thats real...

[StukaJU87]

Theres no way thats real...

I have my doubts too. State Prison inmates in NJ do not have internet access. I would imagine it is that way in most of the country.

[petedz]

No F'n way.

:ROTF:

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

new meaning to Jail Bait

[Firebird V]

Hi Mom!

[shreder13]

"Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife":ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
" two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash"

I take quess she's not very good with kids

[thetroy]

That is awesome.

[toejam]

Hi Mom!

I just emailed her. She's my new penpal! :ROTF:

[outsider666]

"BrandiY - Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person."

[fr0sty]

I belive fake as well. Most of the other link are 404.