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  • Balls or Guts? Which one are you?

    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
    or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
    and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
    ultimately result in death.



    My answer is GUTS.

  • #2
    balls
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    • #3
      If they both result in death, you might as well go big
      -Adam

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      • #4
        BALLS- would result in death AND MUTILATION in my house........:ROTF:
        Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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        • #5
          BRAINS. I never got married.
          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

          I nearly broke her back

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          • #6
            Balls here

            'You're next fatty' needs to be said with the biggest grin you got!
            Courtesy, Integrity, Self-control, Perseverance, Indomitable Spirit

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            • #7
              Balls, but I'd just bring the chick from the bar along with me. My girls are into that sorta thing.
              You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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              • #8
                Since I'm not a moron.... guts
                I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                • #9
                  Guts
                  Say, I smell bacon.Does anyone else smell bacon?
                  Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

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                  • #10
                    Gutz...but I can run faster than the wife

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                    • #11
                      I wouldn't do either. My wife would pull out a 9 mm Makarov and wet me up!

                      I might be a pussy, but I'm an alive pussy!

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                      • #12
                        Ball
                        Tarbaby Fraser.

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                        • #13
                          What if she's got a broom and I ask, "Are you flying somewhere, fatty?" :ROTF:
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
                            I can't see my balls because of my guts
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                            "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
                            - Ken M

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                            • #15
                              can fatty's fly anyway?
                              -Adam

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