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    Just a bit of news about me...

    Hey folks..just to let you know how its been going.....I was feeling a bit depressed the other day,
    so I called the Depression Help Hotline. I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan.
    I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

    They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane....... :ROTF:
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.
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    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #3
      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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      • #4
        lol

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        • #5
          So did you get the job?
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
            I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

            The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

            My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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            • #7
              Good one.
              THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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              • #8
                Bah. That whole 72 virgin thing is over-rated. Dennis Miller put it best :

                "What's the big deal with virgins? They're OK, but at some point I'm gonna want a finger jammed up my ass."

                - Dennis Miller
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                "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
                - Ken M

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                • #9
                  That joke hits all of the bases...lol!

                  :ROTF:

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