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  • Broken finger... blessing in disguise?

    OK, at work the other day I was pushing a cart when it collapsed, sucking my right hand into it. I drew back my hand and noticed that my middle finger was pointing about 45 degrees to the right. Ouch. I straightened it out within half a second on my own and taped it up. At first I freaked about my guitar playing, but then it became apparent that I would regain full use of the finger(I use it a lot for two handed tapping).

    However I did need to take about a week and a half off from playing altogether, and I've had to ease back into it as the constant bouncing of picking irritates my inflamed finger. This would at first seem aggravating, but then I noticed something. I had to approach the guitar differently. I couldn't just pick it up and burn through a half dozen songs at lightning speed on autopilot. I had to sort of play around my disability, and take time to think about what I was playing. Between having to focus more and slow down a bit, plus having a brief hiatus from practice, really helped me think more about what I was doing. I've started trying new chord progressions and paid more attention to note selection as opposed to playing so damn fast that I'm thinking about what comes next as opposed to what's going on. It's sort of like a breath of fresh air!

    As a service to all JCFer's who want to experience what I've been going through, come see me on tour and I'll happily snap any one of your fingers for you, give you a complimentary guitar pick, and send you on your merry way to a new world of musical awareness!! FREE OF CHARGE!!!


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    I snapped that finger when I was younger. I was skateboarding, and it snapped at the niddle knuckle. I could bend it 90 degrees to the left and to the right. Needless to say, the knuckle is still kinda fucked up, and my finger bends strangely.
    Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

    http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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    • #3
      What if you broke your dick ?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Horse Called War View Post
        What if you broke your dick ?
        Now there's a scary thought
        I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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        • #5
          I think Shobet's the expert on guitar fwopping. Ask him...
          Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

          "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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          • #6
            I don't play guitar with my dick.
            Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

            http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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            • #7
              What's the name of your band?
              With my art I am fist in the face of god!

              Guitar:
              Ibanez 1570 Prestige

              Amp: Marshall Valvestate S80

              http://www.myspace.com/arongeir

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Horse Called War View Post
                What if you broke your dick ?


                It IS possible to break your dick. Seriosuly.
                I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                • #9


                  Hmmm....
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                  • #10
                    ^ My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
                    "It wasn't the world being round that agitated people, but that the world wasn't flat. [ ... ]
                    The truth will seem utterly preposterous, and its speaker, a raving lunatic."

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                    • #11
                      Django could play better with his dick than I could with three hands.

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                      • #12
                        I broke my dick once..... at least thats what it felt like.Damn Asian whores.
                        Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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                        • #13
                          You know, if breaking one finger was such a blessing, imagine what breaking all ten would do... Just a thought.

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                          • #14
                            I broke my dick once..... at least thats what it felt like.Damn Asian whores.
                            HOLY SHIT! wtf did she do to you, bite it off?!??!?

                            "It wasn't the world being round that agitated people, but that the world wasn't flat. [ ... ]
                            The truth will seem utterly preposterous, and its speaker, a raving lunatic."

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                            • #15
                              A guy i used to work with. Broke his dick. He and his wife were making love and she came downto hard and didnt realise he had slipped out. And she came right down on his member breaking it. Poor guy. For the fact that his wife didnt realise he came out. oh ad for the broken member. lol

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