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  • BEST Craigslist ad ever!!

    http://richmond.craigslist.org/mat/395453329.html

    :ROTF: :ROTF:
    Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...


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    • #3
      God. I hope he doesn't have a shotgun.:ROTF: :ROTF: Backup the truck; throw the money on the ground; load it up and get the fuck out. "Where were they made?
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #4
        Awesome...
        I'm angry because you're stupid

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        • #5
          Shall I contact him and ask if they are heavy?
          Fwopping, you know you want to!

          VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

          There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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          • #6
            How 'bout we do a massive "fuck with the guy" string of e-mails. That would be entertaining, but it looks like he'd go on a 3 state killing spree !!!

            Maybe not such a good idea ...

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            • #7
              I think I would pay retail. This guy sounds like a very pissed off dude. That or bring a bottle of Jack Daniels.
              I am a true ass set to this board.

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              • #8
                :ROTF::ROTF:

                That was fucking great!
                -Rick

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                • #9
                  i like the dude, he tells it like it is.......... priceless.
                  "slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland.

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                  • #10
                    Holy shit! That is great.

                    Has anyone asked if he will ship them and how much that would be?

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                    • #11
                      I was gonna ask him if there are any dings, scratches, and fret wear but with that kind of attitude...just forget it. His loss.
                      "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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                      • #12
                        By the way, how did you stumble on this? Looking for cinder blocks?

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                        • #13
                          I can totally understand where he's coming from...I've done my share of dealing with idiots and wish I could reply like his ad...thats kick-ass
                          shawnlutz.com

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                          • #14
                            I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
                            "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                            I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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                            • #15
                              gone.

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