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  • Completely pitiful scam attempt...

    I have some stuff for sale on craigslist, apparently this guy thinks I'm a fucktard.


    OK- $500
    From: james bright ([email protected])
    Sent:
    Tue 7/31/07 2:02 AM

    To: [email protected]


    Sounds good,
    I would like to purchase it from you as soon as possible. I am moving out in about 3 months. (I am intrested and ready to buy it now) The easiest way for me to pay is probably E-Check from my Bank(Bank Of America).I know there are a lot of scams so I have no problem with you waiting for the E-Check to go through at your bank or anything, Im in no rush. Oh, here is a thing from the E-Check Company: Read more about Electronic Check at (www.checkprintingsoftware.com) .You will probably need to buy Business Check Paper, at any Shopping Mall or Stationery Store for just $20.They are also avaliable at Office Depot at same cost.Once you have purchase the business check paper and also install the check software to print the check via E-check writter.I will then email you my Bank and Company Information for the Echeck today.So that you will proceed to input the information on the software and print the check then proceed to your bank and deposit the check.I will wait for your bank to verify and clear the Echeck before we proceed with shipment.As my Bank Operator informed me that it will take probably 2 business days to clear at your bank as it was from my global account with Bank Of America.Which is Conforms to All American Banking Association rules and standards this is to stop C.O.D. shipment returns on mailing a check

    Please Email me back and let me know if this helps

    Best Regards



    <[email protected]> wrote:
    Hi James,
    It is still for sale and everything is in excellent condition.
    - Tim
    Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:54:26 -0700
    Subject: Roland VG-8 with upgrades and add-on cards! - $500
    ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
    ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
    ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping

    Hello Seller,
    Are you stil willing to sale this item?Let me know and what is th present condition of the item?Please get back to me asap.
    Thanks
    Fussy? Opinionated? Impossible to please? Perfect. Join Yahoo!'s user panel and lay it on us.
    this message was remailed to you via: [email protected]

    I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

    - Newc

  • #2
    Wholy crock of shit batman. That's a new one.

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    • #3
      I'm not sure I'm reading that right... Is he asking you to go out and buy business check paper and software, so he can then have you input the fraudulent bank/account info for him?

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      • #4
        Just. WOW!!!!! That sounds like a plan.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
        I am a true ass set to this board.

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        • #5
          From: [email protected]
          To: [email protected]
          Subject: RE: OK- $500
          Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:07:14 -0400

          Sounds good. What is your shipping address so I can get the package ready?

          - Tim
          I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

          - Newc

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          • #6
            Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:10:02 -0700
            From: [email protected]
            Subject: RE: OK- $500
            To: [email protected]


            Hello,
            Let me know as soon as you get all the materials needed to print the check and when you have download the check writtter so that i can send you the info to input on the check and you can print the check and deposit it asap.Let me know when you are finally set.
            I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

            - Newc

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            • #7
              From: [email protected]
              To: [email protected]
              Subject: RE: OK- $500
              Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:06:16 -0400

              what is your address?
              I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

              - Newc

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              • #8
                Whaddadouche.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by hippietim View Post
                  From: [email protected]
                  To: [email protected]
                  Subject: RE: OK- $500
                  Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:07:14 -0400

                  Sounds good. What is your shipping address so I can get the package ready?

                  - Tim
                  This guy is dumb as a rock.

                  So Tim, what will the surprise package contain? :ROTF:
                  -Rick

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                  • #10
                    We laugh, but this ass could be dangerous..
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by shreddermon View Post
                      I'm not sure I'm reading that right... Is he asking you to go out and buy business check paper and software, so he can then have you input the fraudulent bank/account info for him?
                      Sounds like it. :ROTF: An E-check can be sent through your Paypal/checking account, there's no need to get software or print anything.
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rjohnstone View Post
                        This guy is dumb as a rock.

                        So Tim, what will the surprise package contain? :ROTF:
                        How about we all send him something?
                        I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.

                        - Newc

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                        • #13
                          If he sends his address, let me have it. I'll shit in a box and ship it to him. :ROTF:
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
                            I like how he instructs you in full, elaborate, detail exactly how he's going to fuck your ass..

                            -------------------

                            Now send something classy like this..

                            James, maybe you can go to your nearest drugstore and purchase a large tube of KY and a wiffle ball bat. Then go fuck yourself, and your mother for taking a dump and naming her special turd James Bright.

                            Let me know how that works out for you..

                            Have fun,

                            -Tim
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by hippietim View Post
                              How about we all send him something?
                              Tim, not a bad I dea..Joe, good sugesttion..but I think that's illegal in some states to ship feces..but I could be wrong..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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