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  • Is the Bong half empty or half full?

    I'd say it's half full, and i'll need to fill it all the way to see if I can get some
    winks, if not, i'll be snoozling by 10a.m. on the sand anyway, what a fun night. I'm a pessimistic optimist if you can believe that , what are you?
    Any human should really be asleep right now, but I'm flying over the clubhouse and can't sleep for shit, it's cool, it's Sunday and it's gonna be juicy out today. The Bong and life is full period, no half anything here.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

  • #2
    I always think it depends how the er... bong started. If it was full, then it's half empty, if it was empty it's half full.
    Squeeze my lemon

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    • #3
      I'm pessimist..naturally!

      But not when it comes to gettin' baked!

      It's like when you're fuggin' in round 2..and it's just a semi..but it's good 'nuff to blow chum..I say it's half full..well, not after that!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4
        I rarely endulge in the herb's of the gods so a 1/2 a bong is good enough for me.

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        • #5
          So long as your biscuit tin is full for afterwards, everything will be alright. (Chocolate Hob-Knobs, of course, or it's NO DEAL)
          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

          I nearly broke her back

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          • #6
            Some people say the glass is half full...some say its half empty.....I say " Are you gonna fuckin drink that?"-Lou
            " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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            • #7
              or else, "bartender I'm gonna be needing one real soon"
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • #8
                I heard if you drink bongwater you will trip for days

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                • #9
                  not days, but i've seen people turn into Batty "Ring Ding" beserkowitz type loonies for a good 5-10 minutes and then they're close to worthless. Wouldn't recommend it.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #10
                    the weekend is over and my balls are definetly empty
                    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                      not days, but i've seen people turn into Batty "Ring Ding" beserkowitz type loonies for a good 5-10 minutes and then they're close to worthless. Wouldn't recommend it.

                      ...I know..passed the fuck out kinda worthless. I cut alot back on the puffin', but knowbody believes me.

                      E.. I't almost Monday, the mule juice is back...

                      I don't know about you guys, but I have to wack my bag 3-4 times a week..otherwise I'm edgy!

                      I HATE Summer vacation..my kid is the biggest fuggin' cock blocker in history. I can get shit , he's up...he's up right now and it's 4:35 AM. He's going to be 13 going 21..so guess what he's doin'. When I was his age I fucked everthying I could find..that vase thing happend when I was half that age...so

                      Always call, before come over for a visit. So I could mop the floor. You'll slip in goo as soon as you come in the door..and you can't get up because there's so much..like the tar pits. That''s right, I got mammoths in my goo..

                      WTF.. see what happends when Tommy and Brother E are here.

                      Tommy, If I come out there..your bong would prolly be half full with my goo. You would have to rush me to the ER so they can get the bong off my dong!!

                      I actually did that once fuggin' around with the wife..and that shit almost got stuck, as it was bloating with enthusiasm..it was close!

                      Oh, I got somethin' to share with you. I'll be back, I have to get it.. It's pretty fucked up.
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #12
                        OK, I'm back..I used to pour salt on these fuggin' things..well not anymore!!!!! I think these creatures are the ones running the show on the spinning blue ball..

                        WARNING..the contents will indeed arouse you in some form. It is pornographic in nature, truly amazing, somewhat gay, and yet disturbingly erotic. But it's safe for work and fun for the whole family..

                        Screw chimps and dolphins..I bring you...the slug..

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSW9kWIRCOQ

                        Bill Z
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #13
                          You're sick dude!


                          I like the sound effects... (shudder)


                          Talk about dick heads...


                          That vid was ghey GHEY GHEY!
                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                            You're sick dude!


                            I like the sound effects... (shudder)


                            Talk about dick heads...


                            That vid was ghey GHEY GHEY!
                            Indeed,..having a dick coming out from the back of my head would be interesting. But if I did, I guarantee it would NOT be entwined with another. If I were a slug, and have both male and female genetalia, I wouldn't leave the house for weeks. I don't want anymore slugettes. So my lifestyle wouldn't change in the slightest...including leaving a trail of goo everywhere I go.

                            I have a new found respect for the slug. I wiill not take them melt them with salt What I winessed on that clip was gay, but speacial. I have a change of heart for what I thought was a lowly, nothing of a creature..

                            Next time see a slug, I'll greet him with a respectful "what's up"...and hope it won't follow my trail of goo...because I don't swing like that..

                            Bill Z
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #15
                              reloading balls now..... should be filled when the sun goes down
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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