Originally posted by Newc
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As was said before, take this as a sign to do two things:
1: Dump them from your lives - no more hangin out, and they get booted off the Dime thing and they don't get to play those shows.
2: Write your own stuff and stick to it. Do a few covers to keep the crowd on the hook but otherwise get them used to hearing your originals. Phase out the covers and let the losers start covering YOUR songs, then you can nail them for copyrights.
Of course you can also be nice and run their mixer. Mute channels randomly during their set when they start to play a song from your list, but make it look like their equipment's crapping out.
Record some static and amp pops/clicks like when you tap the cable and inject it into their mixer channels so they sound like the losers they really are.
Put the guts of some old junky amp that cuts in and out into a good head and offer to let them use "your" amp. Once it heats up and starts crapping out, what are they gonna do, swap gear in the middle of a song? Trash it on stage?
Soak the mic screen in vinegar, or a dead fish, and swap it when you leave if they're coming on after you. Let the singer try to get close to the mic with rotten poon up his nose.
Get some fire extinguishers (liquid type) and when they start playing a song from your list, hose 'em.
Mayo balloons tossed from the crowd....
Heckle them loudly.....
1: Dump them from your lives - no more hangin out, and they get booted off the Dime thing and they don't get to play those shows.
2: Write your own stuff and stick to it. Do a few covers to keep the crowd on the hook but otherwise get them used to hearing your originals. Phase out the covers and let the losers start covering YOUR songs, then you can nail them for copyrights.
Of course you can also be nice and run their mixer. Mute channels randomly during their set when they start to play a song from your list, but make it look like their equipment's crapping out.
Record some static and amp pops/clicks like when you tap the cable and inject it into their mixer channels so they sound like the losers they really are.
Put the guts of some old junky amp that cuts in and out into a good head and offer to let them use "your" amp. Once it heats up and starts crapping out, what are they gonna do, swap gear in the middle of a song? Trash it on stage?
Soak the mic screen in vinegar, or a dead fish, and swap it when you leave if they're coming on after you. Let the singer try to get close to the mic with rotten poon up his nose.
Get some fire extinguishers (liquid type) and when they start playing a song from your list, hose 'em.
Mayo balloons tossed from the crowd....
Heckle them loudly.....
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