fett's New Trailer

[fett]

I just figured out the why my asshole neighbors waste water hosing down the street. Now, the white trash is doing it. It's boredom. But they are too fucking lazy to use a broom. I'm surrounded.

[Cleveland Metal]

What's up with the thrift store babe!

[fett]

Good question. She hasn't been around for a few days. I'll keep me posted.

[toejam]

What's up with the thrift store babe!

fett clobbered her with a cheap guitar and buried her under his trailer?

[fett]

It was a cheap leg of lamb. Get your facts straight. I'm worried about her. She has been looking for another job and that is good. If she got canned or they changed her hours, that is bad. She's not there just when I was considering thinking about doing something.

[Cleveland Metal]

Irony... Welcome to MY life...

[toejam]

It was a cheap leg of lamb. Get your facts straight.

That makes more sense. :ROTF:

[fett]

I'm a way slow mover.:ROTF: Now, just when I may be considering thinking about how I will make the move, the movee isn't there.

[Cleveland Metal]

Chase her like you would a piece of cheap meat man, seek her out like a bearskin rug, pursue her like a plywood guitar lost in the USPS...

You will find her...

[guitarsjb]

Chase her like you would a piece of cheap meat man, seek her out like a bearskin rug, pursue her like a plywood guitar lost in the USPS...

You will find her...

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: AWESOME POST!!

[fett]

She was at work today. Those bastards are trying to break her spirit. It won't work. This is the fucking Salvation Army. They are supposed to be helping people. They even have a cheesy CD playing now about how wonderful the SA is. They are attempting to rein in a wild filly. It's just awful. Help, my ass.

[Rich#6]

Hey Leave the SA alone! ( I grew up in the SA)
Take your shot already, don't blame your missed shots on something else.

[fett]

This has nothing to do with my "shots". I find it ironic that they are trying to "Help" her by breaking her spirit.

[fett]

I have a funny story. My sweet neighbor is a 30 something sick puppy. She is like really sick and I haven't seen her outside in months. I was at Walgreen's being the loud person I am, she heard me 5 aisles away. She snuck up on me. We had a very nice chat outside. Her hubby is a stone guy contractor. I have that marble lamp some of you saw. I told her I would give it to her as a housewarming present for their new house. Then I said; "You know when people start giving stuff away they are comtemplating suicide." She was floored.:ROTF: I was just kidding, but she was aghast. I have to watch my sense of humor. I mean no offense. It was just funny to me.

[Cleveland Metal]

Ehh, all jobs try to break ya man. Specially those types...