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So I know this girl and I saw her for the first time in about a year over the weekend. Now, she's one of those girls you'd never, ever want to end up dating. We're driving and she tells me that she has this boyfriend. Poor fucker, I thought. We get down to the club and then she introduces me to her girlfriend. I wasn't particularly surprised, but had a nice chuckle.
Later on she tells me that the boyfriend (although I don't really like to use that word--more like just another guy waiting in line to use the bathroom at a baseball game) is a good religious boy that doesn't know about her girlfriend, and she's trying to think of a good way to break it to him that she has this girlfriend. They've been going out for several months.
The boyfriend must either be 1) naive, 2) retarded, or 3) high, because I could smell the man goop on this chick the first time I met her. Nice girl, but she's a major slut. She probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting under black light. But I digress.
So it got me thinking. I'm not sure if I'd be pissed or not if a girlfriend told me that she had a, uh, girlfriend. Maybe it's because I'm jaded and it's amusing watching girls like this disintegrate, or maybe it's just sexy time.
What do you guys think?
And no, he will not get to rail the other chick.
Later on she tells me that the boyfriend (although I don't really like to use that word--more like just another guy waiting in line to use the bathroom at a baseball game) is a good religious boy that doesn't know about her girlfriend, and she's trying to think of a good way to break it to him that she has this girlfriend. They've been going out for several months.
The boyfriend must either be 1) naive, 2) retarded, or 3) high, because I could smell the man goop on this chick the first time I met her. Nice girl, but she's a major slut. She probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting under black light. But I digress.
So it got me thinking. I'm not sure if I'd be pissed or not if a girlfriend told me that she had a, uh, girlfriend. Maybe it's because I'm jaded and it's amusing watching girls like this disintegrate, or maybe it's just sexy time.
What do you guys think?
And no, he will not get to rail the other chick.
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