The Swish Army Knife

[fett]

They're so poor that they can't give rifles to the soldiers .

We are talking birds here. Not the country.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: "What a cowinkydink." http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Biographies/Curly.htm

[Shotgun]

It's only called a "Swish" if you play for the other team.

Yup. Has a fold out Streisand's Greatest Hits CD, a fold out poster of Judy Garland, and a cell phone with one button: speed dials Stephen Sondheim. Comes in two colors, pink and "aqua," whateverthefuck that means. I hear they're fabulous!

[fett]

I want one.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: http://blogs.vertigosoftware.com/jat...my_Knives.aspx

[Budman68]

Comes in two colors, pink and "aqua,"

You make that sound like it's a BAD thing-

[rjohnstone]

I want one.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: http://blogs.vertigosoftware.com/jat...my_Knives.aspx

Nice but Wenger doesn't make the official Swiss Army knife... Victorinox does.
This one kicks ass... http://www.swissarmy.com/MultiTools/...product=53504&

[FusionFarmer]

I've got one (Victorinox) my buddy in the oil biz bought in Bern, then gave to me, Its a very limited nautical version, with teak wood instead of plastic, not too many bells and whistles, but all in all a really great knive. biggest problem I have with it is cleaning the goo out of all the nooks after gutting a deer with it, I just love it and would never part with it,

[jjw]

i used to have one on my car keys but you cant carry a knife around in England without the police arresting you so its somewhere in the house

[Shotgun]

You make that sound like it's a BAD thing-

Dave pink is different, bro. Two totally different types of pink.

Sorry that I didn't specify.

K

[guitarsjb]

Mine has a built in "Idiot Post" Detector




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[fett]

The turkfuk is not an idiot. And, I can if I want to be.