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She's hot enough that I'd put up with a little air biscuit.If only I had back the money I gave that TV preacher....Comment
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hell yeah!!!! I would do my raw cabbage, potatoes and a few more special treats and waited till she went to sleep get right to her face and spray her with some Ballistic Anal Gas Baby!!!!!!!!!! Pay back bitch!!!
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That's right, Tony.:ROTF: The best is to get 'em with the dutch oven while they are laying in bed.Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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She would have no idea what she would be up against if she wanted to get into the fart wars with me
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Nor for me...Cold Hollow MachineryComment
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Eh, if she were perfect, she'd be mute!
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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I'd lock her to a small room with lots of broccoli in it.I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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Fart wars are great............until you follow through
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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The perfect girl is about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to sit your beer on.My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.Comment
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That video actually made me less intelligent and I didn't have much to spare to begin with.I keep the bible in a pool of blood
So that none of its lies can affect meComment
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The perfect girl?
> Perhaps the BJ-1000 from The Man Show..................Tommy D."I'm going to try and work it out so at the end it's a pure guts race......because if it is.....I'm the only one that can win" - Steve PrefontaineComment
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'04 Jackson SL1 - Flametop Cabo Blue Trans Burst
'94 Charvel Predator - Fire Crackle
'77 Ibanez LP Custom Copy - Black
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