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  • Bill did you write this....

    ...during a long bong session?

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    • #3
      That fuckin rocks!

      chuck
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      • #4
        The little circled "-1s" were almost as funny as the fact that the "teacher" was just as bad at spelling & grammar.
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #6
            Yo! What up wit it? My paper be chill and shit...

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            • #7
              omg that cracked me up.. thanks for posting
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              • #8
                How did that dude get a D-? How is that not a total F? America - what a country...

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                • #9
                  Probably because he at least spent some time on something...and turned it in.
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #10
                    What the fuck... the teacher writes like a 4th grader.

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                    • #11
                      :ROTF: thats great! im a junior in high school and i had to write a paper on oedipus over the summer for my honors history class, and i wasnt high (ive actually never smoked or drank) and i still got a D on it oh well istill have an B- for my quarter average and i still get my college credits for it

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by eddie_van_earache View Post
                        How did that dude get a D-? How is that not a total F? America - what a country...
                        All my essays and poets were bullshit just like this and almost everytime I got an A or B. Not being PC and writing out of the box doesn't really matter if you are talented and have a good imagination, good teachers should realise that. All my teachers knew that I could write better than anyone else in the class, so I did everything my way and got away with it, no way I was gonna obey the rules, I used a lot of dirty words, I insulted everyone, including my classmates in my writings and poets...the teachers didn't want to read my stuff in front of the class...(some of my pals in class did tho, it was very amusing for everyone)...but literature people have read a lot of dirty stuff anyway, so they should judge the students how skilled they are...not how well they can kiss ass.
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                          The little circled "-1s" were almost as funny as the fact that the "teacher" was just as bad at spelling & grammar.
                          +1, with people like that teaching, it´s no wonder that as a society we´re becoming more illiterate every day

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                          • #14
                            Most excellent. In the 4th grade when we were doing a unit in science class on geology, my friend drew a cave full of stalactites and 'mites. In addition, he added a a barrel full of carefully placed hardons in the picture. This was the title page for his work. The title? "Rocks, sometimes looks like Cocks".

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                            • #15
                              ..No Jack I can't take credit for this one..but I give the kid credit for balls not brains..

                              Fortunately..I have both..but my balls are in my favor..

                              D-..now that's the funny part..but like Ron said..prolly one of the few that actually turned something in..

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