Welcome to the internet...

[rjohnstone]

I'm sure some of you have seen this before, but I think it's funny as hell.
Sums this place up very nicely.

http://www.fenixdev.net/welcome.php

This should be required reading for all newbies.

[UFORocks]

Well, thats one wasted minute of my life that I'll never get back.

[rjohnstone]

Well, thats one wasted minute of my life that I'll never get back.

See #16

[St.James]

Good one! :ROTF:

[Rsmacker]

Um, regarding No 10. What are the "notable exceptions" ? Just for, erm, y'know, reference, that's all. Honest.

[Guitardude86]

If grown men stalking and kidnapping underage girls count as "notable exceptions" I believe No 10 holds up pretty well.
Anyway, it's all so very true what that article says

[mm2002]

Good one! I think that should be packaged with every computer that's sold at Wal Mart.

[Jack The Riffer]

I found my prom date online, but when I pinned the Corsage on her she deflated.
I was pretty bummed until I got an email from PoutySmurfette saying that I was a hot stud that her friends told her about and that she had lots of her friends waiting to meet me. I was too shy to reply though, but it sure gave my ego a boost.

[TheSteveMan]

I found my prom date online, but when I pinned the Corsage on her she deflated.
I was pretty bummed until I got an email from PoutySmurfette saying that I was a hot stud that her friends told her about and that she had lots of her friends waiting to meet me. I was too shy to reply though, but it sure gave my ego a boost.

Story of my life

[TheSteveMan]

If grown men stalking and kidnapping underage girls count as "notable exceptions" I believe No 10 holds up pretty well.
Anyway, it's all so very true what that article says

I saw a thing on national news the other day where they were baiting perv net stalkers over to this girl's house and getting 'em to say some crazy shit on camera, then Stone Phillips would come out and say hi to the guy and he'd deny it up and down, then Stone would read back some chat transcripts of the sick crap the dude had typed, and then they'd turn 'em in to the cops.
Interestingly all the guys they showed were computer science guys, and Indian? They may be trying to convey a stereotype

[RacerX]

I don't know about Stone, it's Chris Hansen from Dateline that's been doing those To Catch A Predator shows with the anti-perv watchdog group Perverted Justice. The guys they catch are from all walks of life and all races:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603/

[Rsmacker]

If grown men stalking and kidnapping underage girls count as "notable exceptions" I believe No 10 holds up pretty well.

No No No dammit! What are the examples of the "notable exceptions", gimme addresses!!!
And not of anything to do with stalking and kidnapping underage girls, where the fuck does it say that? I'm talking about the ones which apparently get you laid.


Ahem, not that I'm at all interested, you understand. It's for "my friend", yes, my friend......

[VitaminG]

"13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me."

isn't that the JCF Charter?

[Nuclear Vampire]

That was funny. And so very true.

[rjohnstone]

"13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me."

isn't that the JCF Charter?

Yup