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  • #76
    I am an old pervert.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    • #77
      I'LL NEVER ACT MY AGE, BUT I AM SOOOOOO MUCH MORE MATURE THAN ANYONE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
      :ROTF:
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Big D View Post
        38 here with four kids, but I seriously am still getting away with acting like I'm 17. Being in a working rock band and looking young helps too, most people guess me at 26-28. I've come to the conclusion that I will ALWAYS be a drunken jackass on Saturday nights...no matter what my age.
        on saturday nights???????? hahahahahaaaaa
        Its a complete catastrophe. But Im a professional, I can rise above it. LOL

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        • #79
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
          JIMMY!!!

          "I don't want to sound queer or nuthin', but I think you got a nice ass"..

          what movie is that from???!!
          Orgazmo?
          Insert annoying equipment list here....

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          • #80
            Originally posted by clifffclaven View Post
            on saturday nights???????? hahahahahaaaaa
            Fuck you Cliffy you gaywad. See, now I'm acting like I'm 17 and it's a Tuesday night. You really are a bad influence you douchebag.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by nateb View Post
              Orgazmo?
              YES!!!!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #82
                I feel like 46.
                I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                • #83
                  40 and unfortunately I look it. Gray hairs are starting to poke out in the sideburns and mustache. But I can act like a kid. I keep a water gun in my desk and will sometimes poke out from behind my monitor and nail one of my troops. They love it!!
                  My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by mhalsey View Post
                    40 and unfortunately I look it. Gray hairs are starting to poke out in the sideburns and mustache. But I can act like a kid. I keep a water gun in my desk and will sometimes poke out from behind my monitor and nail one of my troops. They love it!!


                    I think grey hair's cool in some way.It makes you look mature and experienced.
                    I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                      JIMMY!!!

                      "I don't want to sound queer or nuthin', but I think you got a nice ass"..

                      what movie is that from???!!
                      Someone beat me to the answer, old buddy. "I am a bad, bad Mormon."

                      Maxxx Orbison: What's your name, again?
                      Sancho: I am Sancho.
                      Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
                      Sancho: I am Sancho.
                      Maxxx Orbison: Great... but what do you do?
                      Sancho: What do I do? I am Sancho.
                      Maxxx Orbison: And...?
                      Sancho: And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... am Sancho.
                      Maxxx Orbison: And...?
                      Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
                      Maxxx Orbison: You... are Sancho!
                      Sancho: That's right.
                      Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you're hired
                      Last edited by Top Jimmy B; 10-04-2006, 05:13 PM.
                      Tarbaby Fraser.

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                      • #86
                        Aw hell, here's another winner...

                        Maxxx Orbison: You get me some nice close-ups... and you give me a nice slow zoom, starting with a medium closeup on the cock... and then widening out to an establishing shot.
                        Camera Man: Genius.

                        :ROTF:
                        Tarbaby Fraser.

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                        • #87
                          "Oh, that's some hot shit right there...SUCK THAT COCK!!!"..

                          DVDA..that's Trey and Matt's actual band name..

                          My wife thinks I;m a 'tard 'cuz that's one of my top five favorite movies of all time..possibly the greatest movie ever recorded by man!!

                          A film we should send into space, in case it is found by higher intelligence..I think!!

                          ALL hail ORGAZMO!!!!!

                          Ummmm...what is this thread about..I forgot???

                          OH yeah, that's right....You know I think Mark looks like Glen Drover with short hair..they're never at the same place at the same time..check it out..
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #88
                            i look and act much younger than 30. not blowing my own trumpet. there will be occasional people who'll say i look 40... cheeky bitches!
                            Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                            "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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