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  • #1

    Metal's Top 50 Of All Time

    I don't usually agree with these kind of lists but I thought this was interesting. Obviously it depends on who you ask and who compiles the data. Anyway.....

    http://www.maximummetal.com/columns/tales/74_1.asp
    "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
    I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.
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  • #2
    oi...another popularity contest..

    50 of the greatest metal bands that everyone including your mommy knows..
    oh my fuck!!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #3
      I know Bill. I just thought I would kick up some dust since it's Friday and all. I'm working from home today and I'm bored with it already. I'm getting a lot done. Can't you tell?
      "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
      I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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      • #4
        It's like the stupid guitar mags doing the best guitar player of all time thing. Eat up 10 pages on utter crap and sell you the damn thing, that now includes a tutorial CD, for $8.95.
        I'll pass.....
        Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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        • #5
          Guys..I just went off about this on another thread...yeesh..

          Dudes, check out the first few pages of my thread.."Bill's New Home"..

          Metal is what I do..those dumbfucks don't have a clue..

          Please here..

          http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21382
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Hey
            Where's Jethro Tull?
            Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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            • #7
              What? No Stryper? lol J/K

              These lists just make me angry.
              Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!

              Check out the new band at - https://www.facebook.com/PerfectStormMetal/?fref=nf

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              • #8
                Originally posted by VoiceX3
                What? No Stryper? lol J/K

                These lists just make me angry.
                I like Stryper, haven't put them on in a awhile..but those guys were great!

                Dudes in the 80's all looked like fags tho..why was that a fuggin' rule..I remember going to auditions, dress in my biker leather and Levis..and walking in a room of dudes that were in Day-glo bullshit..leg warmers..
                I didn't get the gig...Fuggum!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #9
                  Lick It Up?
                  "POOP"

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                  • #10
                    Yea I hate those top ___ lists. I usually disagree with every pick.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by gort
                      Yea I hate those top ___ lists. I usually disagree with every pick.
                      I wanna see a top 50 bands that suck list.
                      Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!

                      Check out the new band at - https://www.facebook.com/PerfectStormMetal/?fref=nf

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by VoiceX3
                        I wanna see a top 50 bands that suck list.
                        How about the top 25 worst metal album names.

                        http://www.maximummetal.com/columns/tales/80.asp
                        Or
                        The top 50 worst metal songs.

                        http://www.maximummetal.com/columns/tales/13.asp
                        Last edited by MikeStrat; 09-22-2006, 02:13 PM.
                        "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                        I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MikeStrat
                          Here ya go.

                          http://www.maximummetal.com/columns/tales/80.asp
                          That's cool, but I wanna see a list of bands. That could be fun.
                          Transitioning from Retired Musician from cover bands to a Full time vocalist/frontman/guitarist in an original and covers band....it's been a while and this should get NASTY!

                          Check out the new band at - https://www.facebook.com/PerfectStormMetal/?fref=nf

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