Funny Limmericks...

[wulfe13]

Anybody know any good limmericks (sp?)? I get a kick outta these but I hardly ever hear any.

I've heard that there are alot of the "Nantucket" kind but I always only hear the beginnings and nobody ever seems to know the ending...

Ok so I'll start it off with the one I know...


There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin.
If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.

:ROTF:

[finnman]

is this one?
Jack and Jill, went up the hill
with each a buck and a quarter.

Jill, came down with $2.50
ohhhhhh :ROTF:

[finnman]

you want pomes?
I got fuc--n pomes

[finnman]

hickey dickery dock
some chick was suckin my cock
the clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block
ohhhhhhh

[finnman]

Gorgie Porgi putting in pie
jerked off in his girlfriends eye
when her eye was dry and shut
Gorgie fucked that one eyed slut
ohhhhh

[Wayniac]

There was a lady from New Zealand
Who had a funny feelin'
She laid on her back
and opened her crack
and peed all over the ceiling

[finnman]

Little boy blew...
because he needed the money
ohhhh

[finnman]

need more?

[wulfe13]

There was a lady from New Zealand
Who had a funny feelin'
She laid on her back
and opened her crack
and peed all over the ceiling

THAT'S what I'm looking for! :ROTF:

[VoiceX3]

There once was a slut from New York
Who only wanted to pork
Then I went down there
and parted the hair
But couldn't eat that with a fork

[wulfe13]

need more?

I've heard all the Dice Clay stuff... very funny stuff.

[finnman]

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her Curds and way
along came a spider and sat next beside her and said
"Whats in the bowl bitch?"
ohhhh

[finnman]

ohh ok I'll stop
He kills me.

[VoiceX3]

A toll's a toll
and a roll's a roll
and if we don't get no tolls
then we don't eat no rolls.

[fett]

THAT'S what I'm looking for! :ROTF:

Yeah, a limerick (sp) has a certain form. I used to have a big book of them. It's like that Japanese poem stuff. I think it's called Hibachi.:ROTF: :ROTF: