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  • #16
    lol no-well get JC to get her on a Ben Dover vid and he will shoot in her eye.lol
    or failing that the next guitar vid he does she can be on her knees in front of him!She pretty then?lol will have to email him and get t5he gossip

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    • #17
      well jesus is a fucking superstar mate and you know he would be hung like a fucking donkey

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      • #18
        Bill,
        JC_Denton, the second Estonian JCFer, his GF wants to do porn.

        Justin, yeah she is pretty
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • #19
          good girl

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          • #20
            JC is a good guy, he supports her.
            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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            • #21
              "Bill,
              JC_Denton, the second Estonian JCFer, his GF wants to do porn."


              Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..

              well, she should...yes, he's got a peach right there boy!!!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #22
                it's 3:30 AM and the Spice platinum just kicked in...

                than god they are not showing Czech porn again, the grossest thing in the world....
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                • #23
                  "Czech porn again, the grossest thing in the world...."

                  I don't think I want to know..does it have anything to do with Grassy Knolls..and mustaches on girls..
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #24
                    so you can't be around a naked woman without cracking a raging horn? Do you find you need to hold your folder in front of your shorts when teacher asks to you write on the blackboard?

                    they say it's a big problem on a porn set getting it up at all. Fit wellhung young men struggle to get hard, what with all the crew standing around, the hot lights, trying to follow instructions from the director, having to get it up on demand. Not a super sexy mood. I've also heard male strippers will does up on caffeine to keep things under control when a club full of women are trying to claw their clothes off.

                    If the job requires that you don't get a hardon, I think you can manage that. I'm sure a working relationship could becomed strained on a mainstream Hollywood set if the big name star was poking the big name starlet in the belly with his fun sized Mars Bar. Some mainstream films cross over into softcore, the guys would want to maintain a pretty good rein on their manhood
                    Last edited by VitaminG; 07-31-2006, 03:59 AM.
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • #25
                      "I don't think I want to know..does it have anything to do with Grassy Knolls..and mustaches on girls.."


                      oh jesus, it's worse, not only are the girls grassy but their vaginas are dirty as hell, it's like their pussy area is rubbed with dog shit
                      and the dudes are just ugly as hell, it's like they ran from the toilet to the movie set without whiping their ass, ugly shity asses

                      Oh my god why did I just wrote all that, I think I'm going to throw up
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Endrik
                        "I don't think I want to know..does it have anything to do with Grassy Knolls..and mustaches on girls.."


                        oh jesus, it's worse, not only are the girls grassy but their vaginas are dirty as hell, it's like their pussy area is rubbed with dog shit
                        and the dudes are just ugly as hell, it's like they ran from the toilet to the movie set without whiping their ass, ugly shity asses

                        Oh my god why did I just wrote all that, I think I'm going to throw up
                        Oh...ewwwwww, I know exactly what you mean..what is that..not cool..I repeat not cool..
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #27
                          I just got a visual.................. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
                          My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Endrik
                            "I don't think I want to know..does it have anything to do with Grassy Knolls..and mustaches on girls.."


                            oh jesus, it's worse, not only are the girls grassy but their vaginas are dirty as hell, it's like their pussy area is rubbed with dog shit
                            and the dudes are just ugly as hell, it's like they ran from the toilet to the movie set without whiping their ass, ugly shity asses

                            Oh my god why did I just wrote all that, I think I'm going to throw up
                            So it's worse than German porn then, huh?
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #29
                              Oh Joe, German porn is like "The Godfather" compared to Czech or Polish porn
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • #30
                                let me get this straight now, are there actually people who can watch porn movies without noticing the guys dick? I don't find that possible. Try not paying attention to a Lexington Steele scene-lol, it's like a baby's arm with an apple on the top. The girls are like holy fukk!!! Call me a penis watcher, call me what you want, but I agree with Endrik, although being around a crew , lights and camerastakes a ballsy dude. soft porn is kinda worthless for me.
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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