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    A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know,
    he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

    "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

    He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do,
    the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

    Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

    The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

    Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

    So the wife picked up the card and read:

    "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti... two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

    Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

  • #2
    That reminds me of There's Something About Mary (1998)

    [When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers]
    Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
    Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
    Warren: [from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #3
      You know the guy that played Warren also plays the character Dan on Deadwood. I just thought I'd mention it....

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      • #4
        Scott
        Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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        • #5
          Haha
          If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by wulfe13
            You know the guy that played Warren also plays the character Dan on Deadwood. I just thought I'd mention it....
            Who also appeared in the critically acclaimed film "Pauly Shore is Dead."
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            Blank yo!

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            • #7
              funny joke ha ha!

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