Birthday gift to myself

[1trussell]

Well, today is my birthday, and the wife is working a 12+ hour shift. So, since I'm left home all alone, I think to myself, "Self, what can you get yourself that would make your birthday memorable this year?"


What is it, you ask? Did I get a new guitar, a new amp, or perhaps some other cool piece of gear? Did I go all out and buy a new vehicle, or redo my home entertainment center?


Surely, you all jest. None of that would top off my day the way this did:



















That's right, I broke my fucking toe. And it wasn't even doing anything cool like picking up a car, or some freak sex accident. Nope, I wasn't watching where I was going when I was walking around the house barefoot this morning. I swear, that chair jumped right out in front of me.

Oh yeah, and never mind the sock pattern on my foot. I just got back from the gym.

[quakana]

Happy birthday!!! I hate to see what you do to yourself on Xmas
Maybe you should take the day off from work tomorow

[followthereaper]

That sucks, but I feel for ya man. I just smashed my toe against a door frame 2 hours ago while running to answer the phone. It bled a bit under the nail, but hasn't turned all weird colored yet... hopefully it won't. Oh, and happy birthday...

[RacerX]

EWWW Grosss...how about a warning?

[fett]

Been there done that. There's nothing you can do. Maybe put some ToeJam on it.

[VitaminG]

it's not that bad, Ron. It's not like the toe is missing!

Happy b'day, Trav. I bet your other toes feel left out now

[SeventhSon]

bummer. hope the rest of your day is better!

[atomic charvel guy]

escalate the pain to 79 times more than what it is for the sympathy angle.
Then attatck!!! Happy Birthday

[heartfielder]

See what you get for playing Hamers !!! Huh ?? :ROTF:

No really, sorry about the toe ... and the Hamers !!!

[1trussell]

See what you get for playing Hamers !!! Huh ?? :ROTF:

No really, sorry about the toe ... and the Hamers !!!

That's cold, man. That's cold.

[STLKINGV]

Damn-it Trav, that looks painful!!!!

2-years ago I tried to "punt" the fucking kitchen chair.... There was a flag on the play...... Unfortunately I had to re-play the down the next day.... Nuthing like "re-stubbing" the same toe....

BTW, Happy Burfday Bro!!! Maybe "Mommy" will give you some TLC when she gets home from work!!

A~

[Newc]

Yeah, after 12 hours at work I'm sure she'll be ready for a bang-bang

Sorry 'bout the toe, but at least you'll always remember this birthday.....and that chair

[1trussell]

She was not in the best of spirits last night. She came home and crashed on the couch, didn't even make my birthday dinner. She called on the way home and told me to pick up some pizza. Nothing like some birthday Domino's.

[Cleveland Metal]

Damn bro... What ya doin for Christmas???


Happy Birthday!!! hehe...

[Stinkbug]

That has happened to me a few times. It is amazing how easy those things break!

Oh, yeah...Happy Birthday!