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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the tip of my finger..."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?"
The girl is reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "Ok, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gates."
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "Well, if I'M going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the tip of my finger..."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?"
The girl is reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "Ok, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gates."
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "Well, if I'M going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"
:ROTF: Too funny!
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