Need money, HELP!

[Burn]

I somehow need to get about $2000 in about a month,and I don't think I can get a loan, and I don't have much to sell.... not a good outlook, you guys have any ideas? And I'm not borrowing anything from anyone! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

[Chuckracer]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Crime. It's your only hope. I suggest a ski mask, a plastic gun, and a bank.

[Hyperfuzz]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Hahah [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Chuck!

I almost said something along those lines earlier but decided not to.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I don't know man, what do you need it for and why? There may be some other options...

[442w30]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Sell plasma, donate goo, repeat.

[IrfaanSE801]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Grab a 2nd crappy job. That's what I did for awhile. I hated the job, it didn't pay that much, but it was enough that with my first job to cover my weekends of drunken fun....Come to think of it that job didn't pay that bad, I had a lot of fun back then [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

Or you can whore yourself out to fat chicks...They need lovin too, they're just gonna pay for it.

Jump in front of a car and sue em...Just make sure it's a nice car, someone driving a Volvo probably won't have as much $ as a dude driving a BMW

Yah, don't do any of these things please, lol...xcept the 2nd job thing, that might be ok. Hope all works out for ya dude

[Rupe]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Sell a kidney on the black market

[toejam]

Re: Need money, HELP!

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Or you can whore yourself out to fat chicks...They need lovin too, they're just gonna pay for it.


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[wulfe13]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Donate Blood and Nut juice... Deliver Pizzas at night... and sell whatever you can on eBay...

[Burn]

Re: Need money, HELP!

I need it for a new car, I don't think my ride is gunna last much longer, it was just a get me by to start with...
damn I just went through this last January [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
How much do you get for blood and nut?lol

[Chuckracer]

Re: Need money, HELP!

I'll give ya 2k for a kidney...what's your blood type?

[Burn]

Re: Need money, HELP!

hmmmmmm..... I'll do it! A+ (i think?????) can I still wear the ski mask?

[RacerX]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Do it during the hurricane [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[LRGman]

Re: Need money, HELP!

Find a sugar mama- Drive her car-

[riffraff]

Re: Need money, HELP!

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Find a sugar mama- Drive her car-

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+1 I did that for a while till I got my shit together. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[charvelguy]

Re: Need money, HELP!

A 500.00 car, or bike, or motorcycle will get you by and there are plenty to be had I'm sure that would last a few months w/o to much invested, just don't be picky. Ya ever consider the public transit/bus system instead of a life of crime? When I move up to the big city, I didn't have a car as a FT musician in the TC, so I took the bus or my bike just about everywhere-then I found a sugar mama and used her car every once in awhile. Course, sugar mamas like young handsome guys who (depending on the mama) are potential suitors to the marriage senario..something to consider if you get yourself into that situation.