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If a bunch of grown men are gonna sit around discussing dicks, it might as well involve a pecker shaped guitar.
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BichoMr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.Comment
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Hate to keep a bad thread going but.... check this shit out.
When I was in the 6th grade, we had the Sex Ed thing, where they separate the girls from the boys in different classrooms and give "The Talk".
Well... this lady was giving the talk to all of us boys(over half of whom had already been dabbling in the other sex in one way or the other) and she had what I guess she thought was a good idea.
She said "I'm going to say a word, and I don't want to hear anyone laugh".
Well friends, that word was penis. And I bet you all can guess what happened.
After the roar had died down, she spoke again. "Now we are all going to say it together untill no one is laughing".
Well, she began and we all joined in a ever growing, droning chant of the word "penis"....over..and over...and over again.
Crapity hell!! After the word wasn't funny any more, the sound of 30+ 6th graders chanting the word "penis" became so fucking funny that we all lost it.
Um, and then she did. I don't remember what happened that day after that, but I might have learned something.
I still have me penis. It still works. And I managed to use the baby making function only when I intended to.
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Wake the dead, it's the penis thread.When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace FrehleyComment
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woo, blast from the past! Lot of old names in this one.
And you know what's funny? My immediate response to the subject title was exactly the same as last time
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You don't leave home without out it?Originally posted by VitaminG View Postwoo, blast from the past! Lot of old names in this one.
And you know what's funny? My immediate response to the subject title was exactly the same as last time
Mine is recognized in over 3 countries! Although I don't get out to further than mexico or canada....
Been meaning to try europe, australia and possibly Japan tho.When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace FrehleyComment
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nah, I was going to be funny and post "Penis thread? Is that like dental floss?" But first, I checked my old post in thread and there it was...
so there you go. My sense of humour hasn't developed in 4 years
Last edited by VitaminG; 09-07-2009, 01:26 AM.Hail yesterdayComment
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That was your 2005 response, I was thinking of your 2007 response. LOL.Originally posted by VitaminG View Postnah, I was going to be funny and post "Penis thread? Is that like dental floss?" But first, I checked my old post in thread and there it was...
so there you go. My sense of humour hasn't developed in 4 yearsWhen you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace FrehleyComment
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too funny! I didn't even notice that
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Balls!I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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penis thread, sew what?When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace FrehleyComment
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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Yeah, seems like someone popped some viagra into itOriginally posted by RacerX View Post"There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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