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In a nut shell: A chick gave a dude a hummer. Impregnated herself without him knowing. Then sued him for child support and was awarded $800 a month.
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i think i need to rewind to 1986, this world is really just a little too out of control for even the likes of me.Not helping the situation since 1965! -
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The only way tragedies like this can be prevented is if all women swallowed! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]Comment
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I'm so glad my ex swallowed.Comment
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great , now we have to ask the girl are you giving mre a hummer, (the regular kind) or a "b"ummer? (the kind that produces babies)Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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She could still deceive you that way... which is why you gotta see her swallow it all! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Comment
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wow, i absolutely had no idea THAT was what a Hummer was...i thought she gave him the ridiculously impractical SUV...Comment
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no, the suv gave the guy the hummer-
headline- "sneaky underhanded vagina gives hummer to unsuspecting man"Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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LMAO!!!!! That's fukkin' funny!!
This is a good example of why you pull it out of her mouth and give her a facial. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]Comment
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LMAO!!!!! That's fukkin' funny!!
This is a good example of why you pull it out of her mouth and give her a facial. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Amen, brother. A-****-men.Comment
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i think i need to rewind to 1986, this world is really just a little too out of control for even the likes of me.
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I'm with you, Tommy. When's the bus leave? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
This is one of my biggest pet peeves with our country... frivolous law suits. *cough... hot coffee... cough*My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!Comment
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After she was done he should've throat punched her to make sure she swallowed.Scott
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wow, throat punching...reminds me of the time when my buddy joked around constantly about "donkey punching"...weird shit dudes...
by the way, i think there's an organization, perhaps its the very BAR association, that gives an award for the most frivolous lawsuit...they named it after the woman who sued mcdonalds for the hot coffee...Comment
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After she was done he should've throat punched her to make sure she swallowed
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I just envisioned that. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Like slapping someone on the back when they have a marble or something in their mouth, then watch involutarily gulp. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy DepartmentComment
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Man...this world is **** up. A; she shouldn't have "deceitfully taken his sauce, got pregnant, without his knowledge.
At what point do you think some Dr, bitch is giving me a hummer/handy, and in a bit I may have a kid.
What the **** has this world come to, I swear to something.Comment
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