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    o.k., you start at the feet, nice cute little sand steppers,then you make the curvy calves that lead into the nicest pair of "get away sticks" you ever saw. then a nice flat concave tuna board for the stomach area, and next come a nice pair of 38 d's, but when you get to the neck and the head area, you remove that and replace it with sportschannel. this is my android woman, looking for investors for research and development at the moment. i'm gonna be filthy rich. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

  • #2
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    And another fatty bit the dust today I see...

    [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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    • #3
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      5'0" brunette about 95lbs to 100lbs, tone but not muscular, big beautiful eyes, 34c/21/32 and loves metal!!! Or Alyssa Milano or Kobe Tai! [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

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      • #4
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        this is a prototype for business reasons.
        i need to make money-lol
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • #5
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          I red this and realized something... I also know how my perfect woman should be BUT, is not like the one I married... Like I said before, "If I could turn back time, I... forget it". [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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          • #6
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            Could I pre-order one like this?

            ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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            • #7
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              Vida Guerra body with Sports Channel head. Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

              We must!
              We must!
              We must increase the bust!
              The bigger the better!
              The tighter the sweater!
              The boys are counting on us!

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              • #8
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                Umm... Wow...

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                • #9
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                  research and development will have to get a few kinks out, just give me some time and i will be shipping custom
                  "atomic headache free robobabes" in no time. you gotta have goals.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #10
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                    Umm... Wow...

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                    Gimme a break dude. Besides needing cialis a few other things aren't functioning at peak level. lol That @$$ is all the cialis I need though. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
                    We must!
                    We must!
                    We must increase the bust!
                    The bigger the better!
                    The tighter the sweater!
                    The boys are counting on us!

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                    • #11
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                      it sure puts lead in your pencil.
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                      • #12
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                        You got that right. And with the sports channel head I would have staying power to boot. It's a lot easier thinking about baseball when you actually get to watch it.
                        We must!
                        We must!
                        We must increase the bust!
                        The bigger the better!
                        The tighter the sweater!
                        The boys are counting on us!

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                        • #13
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                          customer service and quality is what this is all about.
                          baseball contributes to the satisfaction of women everywhere. this is not that horrible of an idea-lol
                          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                          • #14
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                            I just need a woman with a constantly changing face... Not a sports channel... kind of hard to get off looking at dudes playing sports.....

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                            • #15
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                              Could I pre-order one like this?



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                              Aria Giovanni! [img]/images/graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

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