I like this one.

[metal4you]

[Trem]

Xtra Lights

[Ward]

I love the brand name, Stupidiotic

[CowboyFromHell]

Surely that's hanging in some store like Spencer's as a gag gift. I would hope no music store would have that hanging around. Bad part is I bet someone bought some thinking it would be cool to have.

[atomic charvel guy]

it would really be funny if there was just one mere line of coke in the package.
you snort it, and you become the greatest guitar player in the world, and you open up
5 new businesses with 5 different people until it wears off 10-15 minutes later and you're back to 0.
Stupidiotic, it's perfect.

[Hellbat]

I love how there's individual bags in the package for each string hehe.