Happy Birthday Tonemonster...

[Rsmacker]

I have it on good authority that today's your birthday, so Happy Birthday old bean.



(Oh, and thanks for the invite earlier this year, it turned out to be a damned good move!)

[horns666]

Tone..

Shove it in cake..TWICE!

Ballz 4 u..!!

[toejam]

HBD! Drink some blues chatter.

[atomic charvel guy]

happy birthday you god damn buzzard!!!

[tonemonster]

happy birthday you god damn buzzard!!!

I love your sexy super model hair Tommy.

[tonemonster]

HBD! Drink some blues chatter.

Oh yea, BLUES CHATTER! the gift that keeps on giving!

[tonemonster]

Tone..

Shove it in cake..TWICE!

Ballz 4 u..!!

I will put my pee pee in the cake twice just for you Billz.

[tonemonster]

I have it on good authority that today's your birthday, so Happy Birthday old bean.



(Oh, and thanks for the invite earlier this year, it turned out to be a damned good move!)

I cant remember inviting you anywhere. wait a minute....... you didnt abuse me like a walrus did you?

[horns666]

I will put my pee pee in the cake twice just for you Billz.

Make sure the candles are out first. Make sure to eat alot of fiber. Your older now, and need to to keep your colon healthy..by staying away from 'Smacker!

Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon!

[tonemonster]

Make sure the candles are out first. Make sure to eat alot of fiber. Your older now, and need to to keep your colon healthy..by staying away from 'Smacker!

Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon!

all good advice. especially the part about staying away from smacker. he wants to violate my colon about 7 different ways. I wont have it.

[horns666]

'Smacker appears in dreams like Freddy Krueger..with butt plugs for fingers.

[Axegrinder87]

HBD Tone!!!



oh and Bill, thanks for the sig!

[Rsmacker]

Ha! Old Tonemonster came a mere pubic hair's breadth from having me and a BatShit Crazy American woman (who farts in Publix like a fucking fog-horn) going to interfere with him in person earlier this month.

We sat in a bar, pissed as rats, and plotted the whole trip. If we hadn't had loads of other alcohol-fuelled stupidity to carry out - we'd have been there. We were going to stick a large... ummmm, never mind.

And he fucking knows it.

Next year. Next year, my friend...

[horns666]

HBD Tone!!!



oh and Bill, thanks for the sig!

Hahaa..nice to see my words written in stone again. So it is written..so let it be done!

I think I left 'Smacker a worthy sig that rivals the works of Wes Craven..

Seriously, I can't believe the stupid shit I write until I see it for myself..

[tonemonster]

bill, your words are worthy of carving onto a monolith (the non turd kind)